An App For That

Life definitely has its ups and its downs.

For you, Scott Walker, the 'up' comes when your parents win a substantial amount of money on the lottery.

Life is good, right? Can't get much better then that.

The 'down' is that rather than climb to the top of their current social ladder (so you can lord your new wealth over your peers) your parents instead decide to hop over to the bottom rung of a much classier looking ladder.

Welcome to the other side of the tracks, ya' filthy scumbag.

Your new neighbourhood is so swanky that you feel like you're dirtying up the sideway just by stepping on it with your big pleby boots. It's a big gated estate filled with expensive mansions seperated by big stone walls and large, perfectly manicured grounds. In your head, you and your family resemble the Beverly Hill Billies.

Oh look, we even have a 'cement pond'!

And your new school... Full of the offspring of the rich and pampered. The children of rock stars and models, actors and actresses, business magnates and... more models. You feel less like of the ugly duckling, and more like a one-eyed, one-legged pigeon pecking at cigarette butts in the gutter.

And thought of your first day there... fills you with dread.