All-You-Can-Fuck Buffet

A new restaurant recently opened in a trendy part of the city, one that captured national headlines the moment the theme of the restaurant was announced.

Women. Whore. Sluts. Cum Guzzlers.

Regardless of the name, the main offering wasn't food but women, from across all races and ethnicities. The All-You-Can-Fuck Buffet, dubbed 'The International', recently had its launch last week, attracting streams of customers all hungry to consume the 'food' offerings on display. Influencers, food critics, and celebrity chefs all denounced the restaurant, calling it a 'wolf in sheep's clothing', a glorified brothel that somehow managed to avert regulators simply because it served drinks and finger foods on the side.

However, all criticism died out after a week, as the mostly male-dominated crowd started to shower the restaurant with 5-star reviews.

'Best restaurant ever, blowjob offered was supreme' _One restaurant reviewer cited.

'An innovative, one-of-a-kind concept, where one selects a delicacy from the extensive buffet table, brings the whore to one's table and simply enjoys the succulent meal' A more professional reviewer lauded as he promised to return once more.

It didn't take long for the lines to queue and soon enough, only those with reservations could be accepted simply due to how busy it was. The restaurant's founder, Mr. Jack Smith, himself a 3-star Michelin chef was humbled by the positive reception and spoke of expanding to more locations in due time. He even hinted at the restaurant's own delivery fleet, bringing its unique menu to customers' doorsteps.

When asked how he attracted so much talent in an industry notorious for labor shortages, Mr. Smith was simply quoted as saying he pays his employees well, most of whom were college students, graduates, and even some MILFS attracted by the $50 per hour wage, among other employee benefits. Be warned, prices for entry start from $350 per person. A steep price for one meal, guess they don't call it All-You-Can-Fuck for nothing.