ALLSTAR CELEBRITY SEX FEDERATION

“Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the very first night of ACSF, the ALLSTAR CELEBRITY SEX FEDERATION” John Doe says just as the crowd rise to their feet in the jam-packed Staples Center “It is an honor and a privilege to present the first show of ACSF right here where most stars are born, here are just some of the beautiful stars that have already been placed on our roster….. Meg Ryan……..Eva Mendes…....Justin Timberlake……..The Rock…….Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen………Julia Roberts…….Matt Damon……..and last but not least my lovely co-host, you will know her from such great movies as “boogie Nights and The spy who shagged me” Miss HEATHER GRAHAM”

The crowd goes wild as Heather walks down the ramp, the atmosphere in the staples center is electric, with the soft red and pink lights of heathers entrance and the smooth sexy music playing. Wearing a slim sexy bikini painted with red, white and blue of America.

Heather bends over the second rope with a mic in her hand “thank you John I am so excited to be here on this historic night, and what a night we have for you tonight, because tonight we will find out two stars who will battle out next week for the new ACSF championship”.

“There will be two matches to declare two number one contenders, we will tell you what they are shortly, but first my rather handsome and strong host would like to explain the rules…..over to you John

“The rules are simple heather:

1) Each match has a time limit of 20 minutes (4 chyoo threads, 5 minutes each)
2) The first star to make their opponent reach climax will be declared the winner
3) No Toys allowed unless it is a different match, such as a hardcore match

And that’s it Heather, so Ladies and Gentlemen LETS THE FUN BEGIN”

The Staples center crowd once more erupts.