A Family Man

You're the head of your family. A typical one, a balding, slightly overweight middle-aged man just cruising through life the best way you could.

You work a 9 to 5 in the office. You weren't that productive, but you've worked your whole life there. The fact that firing you would be more expensive than paying you until you retire was the only reason you still had the job.

You love doing BBQs, drinking beer and watching sports in the TV.

You are one of those guys that exaggerates a lot about you, specially when talking about the good old times: How many chicks you pulled, how fast you ran, you much weight you lifted, how much you drank and smoke, how many fights you won and so on. Gaining respect and validation from strangers with them is a dirty pleasure of yours.

You make a lot of jokes hating on the wife too, or share them on social media for everyone to see. You unironically think it's peak humor. Speaking of your wife, you haven't had sex with her in two years because of your crippling online porn addiction and because she doesn't see you as a man anymore... But you think your marriage hasn't got any issues.

But, despite all that, you're a good guy. A loving father as well: You were always there for your kids, and now that they're grown-ups, you sti will be there for them.

Anyways, anyhow, that's what you are, at least within this story. Here you can jump straight into some of the situations that you eavesdropped in the course of your lifetime.

The stories can be read in whichever order you prefer, but you might miss on some context, as knowing the background is sometimes required to understand what's going on, that's why it's best to read from top to bottom (as I chronologically wrote them) if you don't want to miss some minor clues and links between the stories