"Its the cold I Swear!"

Only 3 things are certain in life. , Taxes & that the cold does a number to ones size!

It could be the cold water, the pool water or even just nerves! Whatever the reason your penis is now much smaller then normally and is about to be displayed to a bunch of people who will not believe your cries of foul play or the cold! The naturally tiny have damned us all!

Not to say that shrinkage only happens to men with huge dicks! If your naturally small you just get even smaller! The difference is you can't show your normal size for prove of your "manliness"!