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It's Alex's eighteenth birthday, and all of his friends have gotten him something. All but one of them that is. Clara, his oldest friend hasn't given him anything at all! But as the night goes on, it turns out she has much more planned for him than a simple present. Her gift is one that he never would have expected and yet will change them both forever.

Hi! Im Lucy. This will be a mix of both real life things that happened to me, and fantasies. A mix of things that started to happen and I finish them here in the way I wish they finished, and a mix of things that did happen and I wish they finished the way I write them here. Some will be entirely biographical, some will be entirely fictional. All will turn me on. No I wont tell you which are which. Welcome. So allow me to introduce myself.. im petite, pretty pale with a spattering of moles, I have long wavy dark hair which I'm very proud and precious about. C cup boobs with appropriately sized smallish mipples, a nice but nothing special ass (I mean its great, but im no PAWG). My eyes are green and my eyebrows are on fucking point. I have what has been described, to my detriment I feel, as a cute but not hot face. I guess im a girl next door, whatever that means. I dont have the dick sucking lips and huge tits of the cheerleaders of your dreams. Im just a horny little bitch lol. I like girls and boys alike, im pretty kinky, ill try anything at least once.. probably twice, fuck I have sex on the mind almost constantly. When boys tell me about what its like being them just seeing tits after tits walking down the street and getting distracted... yeah... dude I get it. Tits are fucking great. They distract me too. Of course at all times everyone in this story is over 18 and wants it. (even if sometimes I write that I dont). I hope you enjoy my fantasies too, Lucy xx

A simple story of a young man who finds himself sexually aroused by dramatic scenes of men strangling women to . At first, he's embarrassed by this, then he comes to love it and finally becomes obsessed by it.

Only a corrupted one will understand the Master's desire for everyone. My name is Billy Wells, and I am the holder of the "Devil's book" and that's my mom Eva Wells, after the first corruption of my mom everything change and my goal now is to corrupt everyone to be my obedient sex . Billy: Yawnn... It's already 10AM, but I'm still feel tired.. Ava: Billy!! Billy! .. Are you still in your bed? Billy: Yes Mom.. I'm going down, by the way are you going to the market today? Ava: No I don't have time you know I need to be on my way to office at this time. I already told you that you are the one who will go to market today. Billy: Okay mom, I'll be going to the market later anything else you want to add? Ava: Nothing.. I'll be going to my office now and don't forget take out the trash. Going to the market I notice that there's a strange object falling from the sky. Billy: What was that? I rushed in and go to the object that I see and noticed that there's a strange stone or something that's glows. I slowly go near to the object and eventually right in front of me it's a book?

A Quest that can be sci-fi, comdey, pure smut or anything. Only true Perverts need enter.

[ Read 45+ Chapters ahead in advance on Patreon! + access exclusive HENTAI ARTS for all the characters on Patreon! ] [ Warning: Heavy Sexual Content! ] Raijin is bored. Life has become a routine of lonely days and uneventful nights. With his peers diving headfirst into relationships, Raijin can't help but feel left behind, especially when most of the attractive women around him are already taken. He yearns for something-anything-to shake up his mundane existence. But then... he enters High School DxD and becomes a legend! A surprise "present" from the fiery and captivating Rias Gremory turns Raijin's life upside down. With her teasing promise -"I'll give it to you just as promised tonight..."-Rias ignites a fire in Raijin that he never knew existed. From angelic embraces to steamy encounters, Raijin finds himself at the center of a whirlwind of gorgeous women, supernatural drama, and risqué moments that test his confidence and resolve. As he navigates his newfound chaotic and ecchi adventures, one question lingers: Will Raijin finally break free from loneliness and find the connection he craves, or will he bite off more than he can handle in a world teeming with temptations and dangers? Get ready for a mix of devilish seduction, angelic surprises, and Raijin's wildest adventure yet! ----------------- What to expect? - A lot of lemons with your favourite DxD waifus! Impregnate them!! [ NOTE - ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS FICTION ARE 18+ ] Support me and read ahead in advance on Patreon - [ patreon.com/HeavenlyLustSage ]

While on vacation you make a discovery that sends you back in time with some added benfits. You find yourself in the 1880's with a mysterious bag and a need to thrill yourself. Anything goes in this wild west fanstasy!

For thirty-two years, Seo Juhwan lived under a curse so heavy it destroyed everything he touched. When he finally dies saving a child, he expects peace—instead, a Demon God appears with shocking news: his entire miserable existence was caused by "wrong karma" assigned by the underworld itself. Now regressed to age 22 with his memories intact, he receives the Desire System—a supernatural tool that grants him impossible abilities and generates quests that promise to fulfill his deepest desires. But in a second chance where anything is possible, will redemption come through power, or will his gifts become his greatest temptation?

A ancient magic artifact falls into the hands of an evil middle aged man giving him the power to control mind, body and matter.

After a fatal accident, John Doe is thrust into the hands of a mesmerizing goddess who offers a tantalizing second chance—reincarnation with a System. With stats to build, skills to unlock, and worlds to explore, John can shape their destiny however they desire. The goddess teases endless possibilities, from lands filled with dungeons, magic, and dragons to futuristic realms of technology, space travel, and cybernetic enhancement. But the choice isn’t limited to the standard worlds—John could find themselves in whimsical or bizarre non-canon realms where logic bends and anything is possible. The journey begins with a single question from the goddess: What kind of world do you desire?

You play as a character who has found a remote control capable of transforming people into anything. Will you use it on your family or friends, or perhaps use it on your enemies? The choice is yours. This remote can change people into the opposite gender, animals, inanimate objects, or even famous porn stars. It can even control the mind— the possibilities are endless.

Enter the world of Eric Rogers, an average college student at University, whose life takes an extraordinary turn when he discovers a mind-bending ability. He can influence what people think, making them see and feel what he wants. As he explores his newfound power, his college life becomes anything but average. From making his love interests swoon over him, to helping friends in unexpected ways, and even making his professors see his points of view in heated academic debates, Eric dives into a whirlwind of sexy and hilarious hijinks. But as he delves deeper, he realizes his abilities are far more profound and puzzling than he first imagined. As he explores the limits of his mind, he inadvertently attracts the attention of shadowy figures who seem to understand his power. Could they be government agents? Why are they interested in him? Eric must walk the tightrope between using his abilities to navigate college life, understanding the extent and origin of his power, and evading the individuals lurking in the shadows. "Thought Bender: The College Chronicles" is a thrilling roller-coaster ride of erotic humor, romance, and suspense. It will keep you guessing, laughing, and rooting for Eric as he bumbles through college with the weight of an extraordinary secret on his shoulders. Uncover the mystery, explore the power of the mind, and delve into an adventure like no other.

This story is about creep, an oddly hung nerd who suddenly decided to have absolutely no shame. Watch and guide him in his perverted adventures as he takes advantage of everyone and everything he can lay his hands on... Or dick. This story will contain a lot of weird and even gross fetishes, but don't worry! There will be a warning in case things get specially messy. Now go ahead and dive head first in the life of this absolutely vile nerd and his sexual adventures!

Those of us CHYOOsters of a certain age remember watching Halloween specials with Mistress of the Dark, Elvira. She would show off schlocky, campy Halloween horror movies while showcasing her spelled curves and ginormous rack. the natural redhead was vamped-up and a black beehive wig, makeup to make her look as pale as possible, and a skin tight black dress. If anything when she wasn't on the screen, she looked even hotter. Go ahead, look her up... Even if you don't have a thing for the older ladies, she still pretty damn foxy, and today, September 17 is her birthday. Let's give her a send off. Let's write a series of super campy, super sexy horror movies that have the sluttiness cranked to 11. this woman is single-handedly responsible for the of more kittens and feline leukemia.... We should all take our pants off to her in a salute. And Cassandra, if you're out here at CHYOO.com, it's not just my hand that salutes you.

A young man (or woman) wakes up naked in an unfamiliar room without remembering anything, not even his name nor where he is. Will he be able to survive in this unknown world without becoming a and keep his freedom so he can follow his goals?

Welcome to The Crypt. This horror type tale takes place beneath the North Academia Cemetery. Sarah Grieves, our protagonist, is a junior doctor at the North Academia Medical Practice & Halls, she has been here for the last five months. Her time at the teaching facility has been anything but easy, she has been attacked, bullied and is on medication. The hours are long, the training is hard and the social life is pretty much non-existent, but ever since joining the teaching facility, she has had some strange feelings, feelings of being watched or followed and even convinced herself that she has had some clothing items stolen. Far away from home, strange surroundings with even stranger people. Sarah will need to battle against the odds as she fights her way through twisty tunnels, comes face to face with and tries to escape an underground tomb she has awoken in.

There was a mixup - Sam Meade got sent to a Boy's College - how will she survive?

Ron transmigrates into the world of his favorite dark fantasy game-and straight into the body of its first doomed villain. His opening scene? A kidnapped saintess lies beneath him, five hundred holy knights are already surrounding the building, and the game's strongest protagonist is only ten minutes away from chopping him into pieces. The system gives him two choices: 「Violate the future White Saintess, die a villain, and unknowingly save the world. 」 Or... 「Fight fate itself and survive. 」 Ron chooses to live. Using rather improper means to take away a nun's purity-how many years in prison would that earn? Looking at the nun lying before him, Ron couldn't help but seriously ponder that question! "Beautiful Miss Nun, rest assured, I have absolutely no interest in polluting your soul!" Armed with knowledge of every hidden treasure, every secret route, every overpowered exploit, and even an enhancement bug the developers never fixed, he begins rewriting the world's destiny. But surviving his scripted is only the beginning. The repaired worldline wants him dead. A mysterious "Repairman" is correcting reality. A system unlike anything he expected is pushing him toward impossible conquest missions. And the women destined to become the world's greatest heroes... are beginning to see the infamous villain in a very different light. In a world where fate has already decided everyone's ending, Ron intends to break every rule, exploit every loophole, and turn the worst possible start into the greatest advantage. After all... If the world is just a game, then no one knows how to beat it better than the player who already cleared it.

My girlfriend loves blowjobs. So I told her she could give me one whenever she wanted. She took that as her cue to try anything and everything when it comes to putting my cock in her mouth.

Our story takes place in the not too distant future where the proper, conservative upbringing of respectable young ladies includes the ingrained obedience to authority figures of any type, whether it’s teachers, bosses, parents, or significant others. In the case of heterosexual relationships the authority figure is obvious. In far more common lesbian relationships since, for some unknown reason of nature, women now outnumber men five to one, one of the two partners inevitably takes on the role of authority and the other quickly becomes the subservient. Both heterosexual and lesbian relationships are equally acceptable in the society of the day. Regardless of the type of relationship, one thing is consistent throughout all decent, socially acceptable pairings: the unyielding anal submission of the subservient female. The anal submission by the dominant female is totally at her own discretion. Young ladies are expected to be instructed by their mothers and older sisters from the time they come of age, which is the time they start having sex on their own, to accept objects into their anal cavities. This training continues into the girls’ late teens and early twenties as they’re taught to accept still larger and larger objects into their nether holes until they can’t achieve sexual satisfaction without those holes being fully, and sometimes painfully, packed. That doesn’t infer that anal training stops there. A proper young woman’s anal education is a lifelong commitment by all members of society. This isn’t to say that sexuality is publicly flaunted, as such displays are considered gauche and amoral in the future. In the privacy of the home, of course, anything goes and usually does; sexual depravity being the norm behind closed doors. But in public, what is considered proper social behavior has come full circle to what was acceptable maybe in the 1950’s. A little bit of cleavage on display is okay but tits about ready to pop out of a top is too risqué. A skirt at mid thigh length is perfectly acceptable whereas if the ass cheeks are clearly visible below the hem line, the lady in question is likely to get arrested for solicitation. Equally, that’s not to say that every passerby is oblivious to the very likely fact that all the conservatively dressed business women walking down the street have large plugs up their bottoms and maybe a set of tight nipple clamps crushing their aroused nipples, if the lady in question were so inclined. Quite the contrary in fact. It’s just socially unacceptable to mention such things in polite company. A knowing glance at the cute girl in the next cubicle as she squirms uncomfortably in her office chair is enough to communicate that everyone knows the reason why.