About me
- Gender
- Whichever one you don't think I am
- Birthday
- November 10
- Location
- The wild pale yonder
Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Do ya mom do, do, do ya mom
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Greek myths
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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le peepee
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Fanny
- I write erotica because
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I want to improve as a writer
- In conclusion, I am
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normal! What, does a life need to have some grand purpose to be worth living?!
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A bad case of Hornyandcantcumitus
by unexpecthing
Chapter 5 in Reality Book
To Futaba, just giving Takemi bigger boobs was "normie stuff." She needed to go further beyond. Make what most people called their extremes her beginnings. With a mischievous laugh, she started to write manically in the book like one of the main characters in an anime she saw. T...
4 months ago 271 Words 8 Likes 398 Views -
Tae Takemi
by unexpecthing
Chapter 4 in Reality Book
After some consideration, Futaba decided to leave her teammates for now just in case they spent time in the metaverse, along with Maruki. Somehow let them figure out what she was doing. While she spun in her chair her mind started to drift towards Takemi, The back alley doctor w...
4 months ago 127 Words 10 Likes 393 Views -
Futaba Sakura
by unexpecthing
Chapter 3 in Reality Book
Futaba loved the strange and weird. The more out there it was, the stronger she wanted it, and after encountering the Metaverse, personas, and a god of control. This desire peaked. But along with this desire, she had another one. The way Yaldabaoth controlled humanity to its whi...
4 months ago 227 Words 7 Likes 450 Views -
Give the statue maid a bone
by unexpecthing
Chapter 22 in Reality Book
Deciding to give Makoto a little treat for her work. Haru told her to stop posing as a statue and come over (as best as she could while sucking a nipple). "Mistress, eez eet final-lee timé fair mon break?" Makoto asked sheepishly, only for Haru to point to Ann's free boob. Haru...
5 months ago 136 Words 6 Likes 419 Views -
steering in the "wrong" direction
by unexpecthing
Chapter 20 in Reality Book
"Oh right! Well, I was thinking about mementos. I'd really want to go back there someday," Ann reminisced. Yet for Haru, she could only think of how cramped riding in Morgana's vehicle form would be. "And remember how everyone couldn't keep their eyes off your tits?" Haru asked...
5 months ago 172 Words 8 Likes 469 Views -
boobs for brains
by unexpecthing
Chapter 18 in Reality Book
Looking at Ann's new assets, her mind started to wonder if she could go even further, all while Ann just mindlessly stared, the pool of saliva noticeably forming around her legs . So she started to write some more. **Ann's boobs are considered her face. She uses them to look aro...
5 months ago 117 Words 7 Likes 569 Views -
Wait and nap
by unexpecthing
Chapter 16 in Reality Book
Deciding to take a break from her "hard work," Haru decided to finish up her snacks and drink before ordering Becky to prepare more for her and Ann. As Becky left to do her tasks. Haru went for a quick nap. A while passed before she awoke to the sound of footsteps. Looking aroun...
5 months ago 180 Words 6 Likes 404 Views -
Another job for Makoto
by unexpecthing
Chapter 14 in Reality Book
"Mistress ai am doné. P-pleasé mai ai be excused to zé bathruhm" Makoto asked Haru. She knew why Makoto wanted this break, but seeing her nearly about to cum was just too fun. "Just one more thing, Servant," Haru spoke out while pointing to an open area. Where any passerby could...
5 months ago 174 Words 6 Likes 440 Views -
Kawakami shows up
by unexpecthing
Chapter 12 in Reality Book
"Hello Master, I apologize for being late." A mature but cute voice called out. Looking to her left. She saw Kawakami; her hair was done in pigtails, and her face was adorned in makeup. As for her clothes, there wasn't much to say due to the lack of them, her frilly apron doing...
5 months ago 183 Words 5 Likes 450 Views -
What's one more person?
by unexpecthing
Chapter 10 in Reality Book
While Haru watched Makoto mow the lawn, panting and sweating from numerous factors. She started to think of bringing in a new person to mess with. If she had already gone off the deep end and turned Makoto into a horny maid. Then what would be one more? She started to think of w...
5 months ago 188 Words 7 Likes 476 Views -
embarsment into eroticism
by unexpecthing
Chapter 8 in Reality Book
Haru couldn't tell who was more embarrassed by the whole ordeal. Any time she and Makoto would make eye contact, the two would instantly look away. While Makoto continued to vacuum the floor, her ass and tits swayed with every thrust. Haru decided to enact some more as s...
5 months ago 139 Words 10 Likes 514 Views -
Keep watching
by unexpecthing
Chapter 6 in Reality Book
As Haru watched Makoto clean, she couldn't help but squirm a little in her chair. She knew that she shouldn't be doing this to her friend. So why did it feel so right? Makoto continued her cleaning all while Haru ogled, barely eating her food. Were Makoto's breasts always that b...
5 months ago 155 Words 10 Likes 566 Views -
Maid Makoto
by unexpecthing
Chapter 4 in Reality Book
"Surely Mako-Chan wouldn't mind if I wrote about her, but what to write?" Haru thought to herself. She didn't want to write anything too to begin with. So she started off with a small change. **Makoto Niijima has offered to be a maid for Haru for a single day**. It would...
5 months ago 213 Words 10 Likes 654 Views -
Haru Okumura
by unexpecthing
Chapter 3 in Reality Book
Haru woke up early one morning and glanced over at a strange book that had appeared on her bedside table. All that was on the hard cover were the words **Reality Book** etched into the front. Thinking it was just a prank from one of the house servants or possibly her friends, s...
5 months ago 172 Words 8 Likes 749 Views -
The Queen Princess
by unexpecthing
Chapter 8 in Reality Book
Chie realized that she hadn't seen what she had done to Yukiko or Naoto and was curious to see just how much damage she had done. Chie, deciding to leave who she considered the best for last, headed over to Naoto's apartment, with Marie (being persuaded by grass Chie had plucked)...
9 months ago 306 Words 7 Likes 509 Views -
Moorie
by unexpecthing
Chapter 7 in Reality Book
Marie seemed like a good pick to Chie considering she was the only girl chie was friends with that she hadn't changed in any way. Making her the prime candidate "What to do with her though?" Chie thought. Maybe something to do with the weather? No, she couldn't think of anything...
9 months ago 240 Words 4 Likes 501 Views -
Essence of tit holding
by unexpecthing
Chapter 6 in Reality Book
"There is a secret power hidden inside your boobs, my little disciple." Chie said, trying her best not to laugh, "You must hold onto them as tightly as you can; then, by concentrating your ki into them, you shall be able to defeat anyone." At once Rise followed Chie's orders. mo...
9 months ago 180 Words 4 Likes 618 Views -
make her more respectful
by unexpecthing
Chapter 5 in Reality Book
"-and I've been working on new songs, but my manager thinks they're not my brand, but I keep on telling him I want to do more rock songs because they remind me of you! Here, let me get the lyrics, and tell me what you think." After what felt like forever, Rise rushed off to her...
9 months ago 293 Words 6 Likes 684 Views -
Who's the idols idol?
by unexpecthing
Chapter 4 in Reality Book
"Big sis! Big sis!" Chie didn't even get time to see who was calling her name before they practically pounced on her. It took a couple of seconds, but she eventually realized it was Rise. Except, Rise didn't entirely look or sound like herself. Her voice, while still sweet, had...
9 months ago 236 Words 5 Likes 739 Views -
Chie
by unexpecthing
Chapter 3 in Reality Book
On a quiet day as Chie exited Aiya, she noticed a small book titled "**Reality Book**." curious, she opened it up and read through it. "Whatever is written in this book becomes fact? Pssh~ as if!" altough chie had been aware of both shadows and the TV world for months. She could...
9 months ago 160 Words 6 Likes 796 Views
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