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Not Without a Fanum Tax
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 5 in Master PC Adventures
"So," Julia continued. "by this point Steph is on the ground. On her hands and knees, still in full cheerleader uniform, and dragging her toilet-head across the floor with her neck. "Um yeah picture painted, I take it that's when you turned into this?" I gestured at the four sta...
1 year ago 3,163 Words 16 Likes 1,253 Views -
One Nation Under Skibidi
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 4 in Master PC Adventures
"Hey now \*whistle\* my eyes are up here," called the second urinal to my right. "Oh! Umm shit...I'm sorry," I shook my head, having been caught staring at her porcelain assets. In my defense it was kind of hard not to. Her body (or bowl I guess?) though concave had two huge D-...
1 year ago 1,539 Words 16 Likes 1,570 Views -
Master PC - Brainrot Edition 2.0
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 3 in Master PC Adventures
_Hey hey, I got a commission for the first time, and for some frightening reason they requested more Master PC Brainrot. Hope you all enjoy and per usual, I am SOOOOO incredibly sorry..._ The glazing started around fifth period. I had just finished lunch on an otherwise unmemor...
1 year ago 1,732 Words 20 Likes 2,651 Views -
Ain't No Party Like a Brotherhood Party
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 7 in Relationship Management
Music blaring in the dark foyer, Boom Boom danced around excitedly, the spinning lights of a stolen disco ball flashing above her."Glad you guys made it," she laughed, inviting in Rogue and Kitty who looked around the converted villain's lair with surprise. "May I take your coat...
1 year ago 1,133 Words 17 Likes 756 Views -
Jean and Cyclops Get Bogged Down
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 6 in Relationship Management
"Hello, uh, is this the Boggs residence?" Scott asked lamely as the paint-chipped door finally opened, "we were hoping to speak to you about your son, Elliot." "Is everything alright?" The woman before him asked. Upon closer inspection, he realized she was about their age, clear...
1 year ago 2,079 Words 13 Likes 833 Views -
Annalise- That Old Time Religion
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 3 in Oblivious
“Mrs. Reinhold, may I be excused to the restroom?” Danica asked, her half-zipped hoodie slipping off her naked shoulder as she raised her hand. “Not until you’ve finished your test,” my English teacher replied, barely glancing at the girl through her cat eye glasses. “But Mrs....
1 year ago 2,265 Words 30 Likes 2,735 Views -
Annalise- Gospel of A High School God
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 2 in Oblivious
_All characters of age and fictional, happy holidays!_ “You got a problem with that, Cherry?” Rebecca spat, the pink of her eye makeup flashing crimson as she cornered her latest victim. The hallway had turned deathly quiet as the queen bee had begun her latest power trip, and...
1 year ago 1,664 Words 52 Likes 5,937 Views -
Nightcrawler, Ribbed for Her Pleasure
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 5 in Relationship Management
"Excuse me, are you a student here? I don't think I recognize you." The bespectacled Principal Kelly was out on the quad, arms crossed as he eyed up the approaching young man. "Do you have a student ID I can look at?" _Bzzt_ "Oh Superintendent Boggs, forgive me I didn't recogni...
1 year ago 2,285 Words 28 Likes 1,747 Views -
Make Some Room for Boom Boom
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 4 in Relationship Management
"You have got to be kidding me," Elliot lamented. Per Mystique's instruction, he and his new Brotherhood compatriots were on their way to Bayville High. Trouble was the group's open-top jeep had only so many seats. With driver and shotgun taken, Elliot's only option for a seatbe...
1 year ago 1,438 Words 23 Likes 1,865 Views -
Some Professor X-Position
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 3 in Relationship Management
The following morning at the X-Mansion, Professor Xavier is briefly concerned that he hasn't seen Ororo today and can't seem to contact her mentally, but he pushes those thoughts aside for now, when two young visitors comes to his office. "Ah Jean, Scott, thank you for joining m...
1 year ago 927 Words 23 Likes 2,181 Views -
X-Men: Evolution - The Brotherhood's New Mutant
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 2 in Relationship Management
_Challenge accepted NamiChwan! Or rather, had this story kicking around for a while and figured this would be a fun place to post it with a few alterations. All characters aged up appropriately, and hope you folks like early '00s X-Men. _ "Well hi there, my name's Mallory, and...
1 year ago 2,575 Words 20 Likes 3,789 Views -
One Last Cringe, my Short King: Not All That Glizzies is Goon
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 8 in Master PC Adventures
_Sigma +45, Sigma +90_ Still jamming out to "Sex In Your Car", I ruefully clicked on Mr. Rindquist's profile for one final adjustment. Having found the right combination of "rizz" and "simp" to get the two lovebirds tupping, a fact made very clearly by the live audio Master PC...
1 year ago 1,704 Words 23 Likes 1,637 Views -
Arch Your Back, Throat Goat. Zaddy's 'Bout to Griddy
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 7 in Master PC Adventures
\_\_**1. EXT. APARTMENT COMPLEX PARKING LOT - NIGHT** GEORGIA, 21 year old Irish-American college student her hair in braids, hurries to her car, having witnessed her friends engaged in what she believes was explicit roleplay with an older man. ALFRED, balding divorcee, follows...
1 year ago 2,399 Words 20 Likes 1,661 Views -
We Aren't Jelqing in Ohio Anymore, Bestie
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 6 in Master PC Adventures
_To reiterate, I'm very sorry about this._ "Okay, Lara you want to sit at the kitchen table, and help me pick out new Traits for you, for real on gods. And Cammie, you want to sit at the kitchen table and help out, oh and define any words I don't know, for real on gods." "Deada...
1 year ago 3,192 Words 19 Likes 1,850 Views -
It's Giving Lowkey iPad Kid Energy, you baddie
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 5 in Master PC Adventures
_Gooner Streak +20, Gooner Streak +40_ "There, that should tide you over for a little while, so you aren't completely overwhelmed," Mr. Rindquist said, now stretched out on the couch. His laptop was set on the sofa arm while my head was nestled in his lap. "Whatever you say, Mr...
1 year ago 2,540 Words 32 Likes 2,832 Views -
Never Edgemax to Something Sus
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 4 in Master PC Adventures
"So uh, gyat stands for 'Girl. Your. Ass. Thicc' with two c's, huh?" Mr. Rindquist smiled at me after a quick google. "Yeah, I know," I said, playing a game on my phone on the far side of the table from Lara's cheery Dad. _Gyat +15, Gyat +25_ It's funny with my legs crossed, I...
1 year ago 2,322 Words 32 Likes 2,793 Views -
Straight Bussin' on Main
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 3 in Master PC Adventures
"So your cousin thinks your 'GYAT' is level 0?" I chortled. "Shut UP!" "F in chat, fam." I teased, "better hit the gym if you don't wanna get ratioed by that chud." I put on a nerdy voice as I held a finger to the bridge of my glasses, "Jesus. Christ. Don't ever talk like that...
1 year ago 2,296 Words 30 Likes 4,882 Views -
Master PC- Brain Rot Edition
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 2 in Master PC Adventures
_I feel like I should probably be apologizing to someone for the following story, but instead I'll do a quick thanks to Will Pratt for "Master PC: Word of Mouth", Pillas for "Chronivac: Roomates", and of course JRParz, creator of MasterPC, for being sources of inspiration for a f...
1 year ago 1,001 Words 35 Likes 10,024 Views -
What's my secret power? Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 16 in Cards Against This Reality
"...no risk, no reward, right Jayleen?" smiled Illy, placing her hand down on the card I was most dreading, and for a moment I felt the ground shake. "OHhh SHit. That's what you meant by 'the card changes things'," Moggie, our apparent winner, said nervously. Unfortunately unab...
1 year ago 1,712 Words 25 Likes 1,655 Views -
Me jubbly bubblies
by ucakeordeath
Chapter 15 in Cards Against This Reality
Okay, time to get tactical. I don't know if I have a white card that can win, but I do have a white card that can appeal to Illy's vanity, assuming I'm right and "me jubbly bubblies" are a very elaborate way of saying boobs. I don't know what will change, but I'll certainly find...
1 year ago 861 Words 21 Likes 1,427 Views
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