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Chelsea goes with the old woman
by splotch
Chapter 16 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"I uh... okay..." Chelsea agreed. Chelsea did not want to go into her elder neighbor's house naked... but she didn't want to stay standing here any longer, in front of her apartment complex butt naked! Any minute now more people would see her... that hot boy from three doors dow...
1 hour ago 154 Words 1 Likes 6 Views -
Naked Chelsea is recongnized
by splotch
Chapter 13 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"Who are you?! Why are you standing out here naked?!" Mrs. Henderson asked, utterly shocked. "I... uh..." Chelsea stammered, slapping her hands over her naked body. "Wait... Chelsea?!" Mrs. Henderson asked, amazed. "Is that you?" "Uh... yup..." Chelsea said, blushing furiously...
2 hours ago 135 Words 1 Likes 16 Views -
Chelsea sulks
by splotch
Chapter 21 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
Chelsea spent the next hour sulking in her room. That was fine with me- I scrolled on my phone, finished the pizza and watched some TV. After all, I had all the time in the world, and she wasn't going anywhere! Finally, around noon, she sulked out of her bedroom. Still naked, st...
9 hours ago 164 Words 2 Likes 31 Views -
Hiding in the Car!
by splotch
Chapter 18 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
While Chelsea was slumped naked in the car, a small crowd had gathered. The other angry driver was leaning on his smashed car on the phone with his insurance. So far, nobody had approached Chelsea- but they were all looking at the two cars hit together in the road, where she was...
10 hours ago 135 Words 2 Likes 29 Views -
Call the Police
by splotch
Chapter 16 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"That's it!" The exacerbated driver said as he pulled out his phone. "I'm calling the police!" "No, wait!" Chelsea said meekly, slunk in the car to hide her nudity. The other driver just shook his head and began speaking into the phone. "Hello? Yes, I'd like to report an accid...
1 day ago 132 Words 1 Likes 47 Views -
Jason stays out of it.
by splotch
Chapter 19 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"If you want to spend your time naked, showing your body to anyone that will look, you're going to get what you want!" Chelsea's mother barked. "Maybe that will teach you some modesty!" "Mom, no!" Chelsea whined. Jason watched this, but decided to stay out of it. Chelsea's mom...
2 days ago 116 Words 0 Likes 58 Views -
Angry Driver
by splotch
Chapter 15 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
Chelsea peeked over her car door. The other driver, a furious looking man, burst out of his car in a rage. "What the hell were you thinking!?" He yelled. "Were you even watching the road?!" "S... stay back!" Chelsea shrieked, slumping down in the car with her her hands pressed...
2 days ago 101 Words 2 Likes 60 Views -
Leslie the Grandma
by splotch
Chapter 3 in ENF Image Inspiration Story
Leslie had not been prepared to become a grandmother. After all, she was only 50! But she'd had her daughter when she was a young adult, and her own daughter had kids when she was young as well, so now here she was. Leslie didn't resent the grandkids. Well, not that much. It was...
2 days ago 137 Words 4 Likes 153 Views -
GILF Caught Naked!
by splotch
Chapter 2 in ENF Image Inspiration Story
![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/29dc5605-17e3-47e9-8474-452e6b1a86c6/dmfzq6u-2d0effc9-36f5-4a61-9d60-0c68b788a68d.jpg/v1/fit/w_828,h_1064,q_70,strp/surprise_by_fallout2024_dmfzq6u-414w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm4...
2 days ago 0 Words 3 Likes 197 Views -
Caught Naked
by splotch
Chapter 19 in LAUREN'S LITTLE SECRET
"Look at her tits!" "What tits!" "She's totally hairless down there!" "Check out her thighs!" "She's so thick and stubby!" As her family laughed and evaluated her naked body with harsh amusement. Finally snapping to her senses, Lauren finally covered, using one hand to clasp...
2 days ago 73 Words 3 Likes 73 Views -
I can't go out naked!
by splotch
Chapter 21 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
Don't do that!" Chelsea yelped. "Then come on!" I said, grabbing the car keys. "Jason, I can't go out naked!" Chelsea said. "Why not?!" I asked point blank. "Because!" She said, finally entering the living room cupping her privates. "Everyone will see me! It's like my greates...
2 days ago 151 Words 3 Likes 87 Views -
Neighbor hears the barking!
by splotch
Chapter 12 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
I watched Chelsea's , comical struggle against this small dog. Her naked body jiggled wildly, her face contorted and red with panicked embarrassment. The dog continued it's barking tugging at the towel, raising quite the racket. "Rocky! Quiet down Rocky!" I turned to se...
3 days ago 121 Words 3 Likes 78 Views -
Puts her to bed
by splotch
Chapter 19 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
I picked Chelsea up and carried her to her bed. It had no blankets or sheets (they were also in my car), but I figured that would be more comfortable than the couch. As plopped down her small form I eyed her sweaty, sprawled out nude form. God, how had I gotten so lucky today?! I...
3 days ago 126 Words 2 Likes 112 Views -
Wild sex!
by splotch
Chapter 17 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"How's it feel, being naked?" I whispered in her ear. "It's so embarrassing..." Chelsea moaned, grinding her bare crotch on my dick. I KNEW there was an erotic edge to her fear of exposure, for her as well as me! Otherwise she probably would have tried harder to get out of her...
3 days ago 206 Words 2 Likes 103 Views -
Chelsea's mom is angry
by splotch
Chapter 18 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"I... I didn't mean to..." Chelsea said feebly. "Didn't mean to what? Parade around like a stripper?" Her mother scoffed. Chelsea's mother was like this. Stern, a harsh temper, maybe a little crazy. She was particularly hard on Chelsea, probably part of where Chelsea'...
3 days ago 158 Words 4 Likes 147 Views -
Chelsea's mom!
by splotch
Chapter 17 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
Chelsea and I both turned to look as her door swung open and her mother entered the house. "Hi Chelsea, I'm..." She froze mid sentence as she saw Chelsea standing in the middle of the room, butt naked, arms raised, with a stupefied look on her face. "M... mom?" Chelsea stammere...
4 days ago 209 Words 3 Likes 122 Views -
Chelsea pleads for clothes
by splotch
Chapter 20 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
April strut confidently along, while Chelsea followed behind, hunched over, hands cupping her privates, meekly shuffling on small, bare feet. "Uh, if we're going to eat... do you have anything I can wear?" Chelsea asked, hating how meek she sounded to her rival. "Sorry, I forgo...
4 days ago 161 Words 3 Likes 133 Views -
Chelsea exposes everything!
by splotch
Chapter 16 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
With that, Chelsea threw the pillow aside. She threw her arms up in the air, exposing every inch of her naked body. "You wanted to see me so bad, well here you go!" She said. I had never seen her naked like this before, standing unencumbered for me to get a full view. When we'd...
4 days ago 351 Words 3 Likes 131 Views -
Chelsea Springs Up
by splotch
Chapter 15 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"OW!" I said, though I was still laughing. "Stop kicking me!" "You perv!" She said, ignoring my request. "Such a creep!" "Ha ha ha, come on, I was just trying to help!" I said, batting away her kicks. Luckily her inebriation, combined with her awkward pose slumped on the couch...
5 days ago 129 Words 4 Likes 125 Views -
"Are you Crazy?!"
by splotch
Chapter 22 in ENF - The F is your Girlfriend
"Are you crazy?!" She squealed, pushing me away as I went in for a hug. "Don't touch me! You set me up you prick!" She leaned back and began kicking at me with her bare feet once again. I couldn't help but laugh. She'd never be a physical threat to me, but her drunken flailings...
5 days ago 114 Words 3 Likes 125 Views
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