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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Creep out all the people around me by summoning demons
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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The Satanic Bible
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Schwanz!
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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FOTZE!
- I write erotica because
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It's one more thing I can do to disappoint my parents
- In conclusion, I am
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a potato
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Into the Inferno
by razorswift
Chapter 128 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
The inside of the Inferno was actually surprisingly… boring. Not only was it pretty empty aside from some people sitting at a bar, but in contrast to the heavily suggestive outside, the interior design was pretty plain. A dark vinyl floor and some cheap red lights illuminated a v...
6 years ago 2,413 Words 146 Likes 12,604 Views -
Date Night
by razorswift
Chapter 127 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Nothing exceptional happened on the way home, his mom still wasn’t home (she had left him a message though), and John immediately jumped into a warm shower. Now, he could’ve also just showered in the Nexus thanks to the upgrades Sarai had put up in the morning, but there was some...
7 years ago 2,309 Words 135 Likes 7,514 Views -
The Magic of Cards
by razorswift
Chapter 126 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Mariana pulled something out of her pocket and held it in front of John’s face. From what John knew, that was a Magic: The Gathering card called [Temmet, Vizier of Naktamun](https://scryfall.com/card/akh/207/temmet-vizier-of-naktamun). He had a very short stint with trading c...
7 years ago 2,880 Words 138 Likes 4,811 Views -
Journals of a Captain
by razorswift
Chapter 125 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
>**Auditory Atmosphere Supplement Activated. Now Playing: [Kevin MacLeod – Darkest Child](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VBmaU5YUC4)** “Now, what would you say if I told you that I didn’t just meet him, I witnessed his last moments?” The two of them had moved into the captai...
7 years ago 2,427 Words 139 Likes 9,080 Views -
Searching the Storm
by razorswift
Chapter 124 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John was standing in the Nexus once again, his bike was stored on the lower floor and he was in front of the crafting bench in his ‘workroom’ as he called it. On the table in front of him was a translucent yellow coin, minted with the icon of a sword. **Upgrade Token (Wea...
7 years ago 2,203 Words 130 Likes 4,396 Views -
The road to the golden city is paved with lava
by razorswift
Chapter 123 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
>**Auditory Atmosphere Supplement Activated. Now Playing: [Styles of Beyond – Nine Thou (Superstars Remix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFebA3sTcg)** In a matter of seconds, John’s nostrils were filled with the heavy smell of sulfur and burning rock. Taking a single glan...
7 years ago 2,748 Words 123 Likes 6,647 Views -
Hell yeah!
by razorswift
Chapter 122 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Now that he didn’t have anything to do in the Nexus anymore, John wanted to see the increased rewards for the Barriers, and with an easy enough Barrier, he would be done pretty quickly, hopefully. He had something to do that he kinda forgot to do the last couple of days…...
7 years ago 1,770 Words 112 Likes 4,360 Views -
Deck the Halls
by razorswift
Chapter 121 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
After providing Andrea with a breakfast that she described as “better than the shite they had at the monastery”, which was a compliment in his books, he set out to furnish the island a bit more. First things first: the big living room. Setting the bed here was a good idea for...
7 years ago 1,354 Words 122 Likes 5,054 Views -
Sadly, no
by razorswift
Chapter 120 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John had just caught the pouncing Thorn when next to him a doorway opened and Kim stepped through, raising an eyebrow at John who was surrounded by his pets. “Uuuuh… Good morning?” John said unsurely. “Good morning, John. I hope the two of you had a… nice evening?” Kim re...
7 years ago 1,293 Words 132 Likes 4,491 Views -
TGIF (Thank Gaia it’s Friday)
by razorswift
Chapter 119 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
>Nexus Audio System activated. Now playing: [Edvard Grieg – Morning Mood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rh8gMvzPw0) The feeling of a warm body pressed against him as he woke up was something that John would very much enjoy every day from now on. The weight on top of his bo...
7 years ago 2,959 Words 131 Likes 4,857 Views -
Punishments, Breakouts, and Freedom
by razorswift
Chapter 118 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**The Pocket Dimension inside John’s bike** This mortal had the **audacity** to contain him inside some sort of pocket space and **then** forget about him? N'Ti'Inon'En would not stand for this! He would plague the dreams of this mortal once he broke free of this cell!...
7 years ago 2,916 Words 140 Likes 4,890 Views -
The friendly prisoner with the gentle Irish temper
by razorswift
Chapter 117 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
Looking towards the makeshift prison cell, John saw that his captive, Andrea McIntyre, was awake and hanging on the bars of the ‘cell’ door, glaring at them with an annoyed look . She didn’t have the skull markings on her face anymore, revealing her beautiful and feminine face. H...
7 years ago 2,136 Words 138 Likes 4,870 Views -
The secrets of the Dragon
by razorswift
Chapter 116 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
“So… I guess this would be a perfect time to actually get to know each other better?” It just now occurred to John that he barely knew anything about Kaen, and he was pretty sure that she barely knew anything about him as well… “Totally! I want to know *everything* about you!”...
7 years ago 1,414 Words 139 Likes 4,981 Views -
ACTUALLY Boning the Dragon
by razorswift
Chapter 115 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
John took in the sight of Kaen masturbating for a while, simply enjoying the view of her horny, small body writhing in pleasure. Her face told him how much she needed it and how much she had held back while the others had been around. When he met her yesterday, he certainly didn’...
7 years ago 1,931 Words 147 Likes 5,398 Views -
Bloody Decisions
by razorswift
Chapter 114 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
As they got back to the Barrier, John quickly led them to the staircase where he had encountered James and the berserker. When they went down those stairs, John’s hair was immediately standing straight up… The spot where James’ body had been lying was empty. There was a trail...
7 years ago 2,239 Words 141 Likes 5,174 Views -
Boning the Dragon
by razorswift
Chapter 113 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**With Kim, Kaen, and Aloy, 5 minutes earlier.** To say the bonecasting berserker was annoying would be an understatement in Kim’s eyes. She had internal armor that protected her from most physical attacks to an extent, inhumane stamina and a complete disregard of her own body...
7 years ago 2,716 Words 139 Likes 5,178 Views -
Turning the tables
by razorswift
Chapter 112 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**With John** As they were splitting up, Kim thankfully told John where their enemy had been beforehand. He probably wasn’t there anymore, but it was at least a place he could start to look at. Heading through the destruction Kaen had left behind, and popping in one of his man...
7 years ago 2,833 Words 139 Likes 4,969 Views -
The ultimate Clusterfuck
by razorswift
Chapter 111 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**With Brunhilde and Aloy, 17:24 PM** They had been stuck in here for more than fifteen minutes now, which in itself might not have been such a long time, but in a pressing matter like this it was almost an eternity in which anything could happen… Adding that to the fact that...
7 years ago 3,528 Words 180 Likes 5,529 Views -
Facing the Devil
by razorswift
Chapter 110 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
>Auditory Atmosphere Supplement Activated. Now Playing: [RichaadEB - Black](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHwLSpgiR7Y) “So, do you want to explain what you’re doing here in my Barrier?” John was struggling against the strong grip of the man holding him by the throat. His...
7 years ago 2,181 Words 129 Likes 5,189 Views -
Rumble in the Jungle
by razorswift
Chapter 109 in The Gamer, Chyoa edition.
**With Kim and Kaen, 17:03 PM** Fighting a necromancer was bad enough in most situations. If that necromancer actually knew how to fight in hand-to-hand combat, it was even worse. “Why won’t you stay dead?!?” screamed Kaen as she wrestled with the Elemental Wolf. Thanks to...
7 years ago 2,894 Words 132 Likes 5,513 Views
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