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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Vidya James and watch cartoons!
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Because I'm an adult and I can, that's why!
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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high-fantasy
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Meat
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Baby Cannon
- I write erotica because
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There's very little inhibitions when writing porn because my mind set is less "I hope it'll be good" and more "It's porn, I don't care as long as it's fun!"
- In conclusion, I am
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A dynamic human, with various dynamic human interests, tastes, opinions and fetishes.
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sex stuff
by lolhappy250
Chapter 28 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
"Oh shit, sorry about that!" Renee jumped to her feet, a little shaky at first, but she seemed to be quickly coming out of... whatever it was I did to her now that she was on her feet, "I'll *definitely* be having a talk with her later about that." Renee smirked, her voice heavy...
3 months ago 5,257 Words 19 Likes 924 Views -
Problem solving with benefits
by lolhappy250
Chapter 27 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
My life seems like it had become one sudden upset after another lately. It had been almost two weeks since I'd decided to try to bring porn back to the world but things weren't going as well as I'd hoped. The idea we'd come up with was to basically create a license. 'Licensed sex...
4 months ago 3,906 Words 20 Likes 989 Views -
assemble my council
by lolhappy250
Chapter 26 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
I honestly couldn't remember the last time I had guests over at my place, actual guests that sat down to stay for awhile to just hang out, but it seemed fitting I host given what I was asking of them, besides my apartment was still mostly cleaned, it was the perfect time to do it...
4 months ago 3,623 Words 19 Likes 1,074 Views -
The world keeps spinning
by lolhappy250
Chapter 25 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
I finally felt good about the progress I was making. Even when I calmed down and couldn't help myself but tell Zoe to stop by the pharmacy on her way home, and even gave her a few bills to hopefully cover it – something she seemed confused by, not that she put up much of a fight...
4 months ago 1,376 Words 22 Likes 896 Views -
gaming?
by lolhappy250
Chapter 24 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
I really wasn't expecting much else to happen today at this point. I was about ready to just go back to my usual routine. I tried and there was... some semblance of progress, so why not take a break? There was the thought that being done trying by noon, even if I did wake up befo...
4 months ago 5,146 Words 25 Likes 1,060 Views -
This couldn't possibly go wrong.
by lolhappy250
Chapter 23 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
It was difficult not to overthink things about whether or not this was going to count as a permanent change, or whether that matter, or whether Cassandra was still a bitch underneath the mind control and still found a loophole that allowed her to be sarcastic. Ultimately though i...
5 months ago 2,355 Words 28 Likes 1,242 Views -
let them get comfortable and invite them inside.
by lolhappy250
Chapter 22 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
For once there wasn't a lot going through my head. I'd made a decision already, still having a chip on my shoulder didn't hurt either. It made me bolder that's for sure. "About time!" My basic human decency was already screaming at me that no matter what I was feeling this was w...
5 months ago 1,415 Words 29 Likes 1,316 Views -
step-family
by lolhappy250
Chapter 21 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
For all the pro's and cons, it wasn't hard for me to ultimately decide that Zoe was the most no brainier. If my goal was to learn to be more – assertive was the nice way to put it, about my whole predicament, taking advantage of my hot best friend that seemed uncomfortably chill...
8 months ago 1,190 Words 48 Likes 2,462 Views -
Planning on Practicing powers
by lolhappy250
Chapter 20 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
I wasn't used to waking up to an alarm, so when some generic pop song I couldn't have cared less about started screeching in my ear I'd awoke with a start. A little annoyed and very groggy. Even ignoring the rare amount of exercise I'd done late at night, or me staying up extra l...
1 year ago 1,892 Words 48 Likes 2,506 Views -
A quickie before bed
by lolhappy250
Chapter 19 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
As tired as I was, the fear that I might've just turned off Emily so she could sleep through her own was enough to wake me up completely. What if there was a fire? Or an intruder? Well apparently people didn't commit physical crimes against my property now... or at least th...
1 year ago 1,504 Words 49 Likes 3,019 Views -
motherly advice
by lolhappy250
Chapter 18 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
"Emily... go back... to normal...." I panted, winded from even the short but intense session and shakily pulled out from her, letting my cum dribble out of her and into a puddle she had dripped onto the floor. I sat back down to catch my breath... and to let my actions really si...
1 year ago 4,758 Words 66 Likes 3,576 Views -
Sometimes self-acceptance requires confronting yourself
by lolhappy250
Chapter 17 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
"How... do you feel about me making you do this?" I winced as I immediately regretted the words, every part of me knew this wasn't going to end well from experience... but self-sabotage was one of the only things I was good at, and my morbid curiosity got the better of me, "And I...
1 year ago 3,866 Words 58 Likes 3,201 Views -
Emily visit's much sooner than I thought
by lolhappy250
Chapter 16 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
I left the Johnson's apartment rock hard and incredibly confident. I debated just leaving right then and there to try and find a random woman to fuck to keep the rush going but... well I wasn't a confident person by nature, the momentary bravado I had in the moment was already st...
1 year ago 1,795 Words 52 Likes 3,282 Views -
Paying Emily another visit
by lolhappy250
Chapter 15 in Four Billion Toys (New Chapters!)
My heart thumped in my chest as I returned to my building and stopped in front of the Johnson's door. It was a completely spur of the moment decision to stop. I had been feeling light as a feather after spending the night with Claudia and was heading straight back home, but as s...
1 year ago 4,064 Words 57 Likes 4,900 Views -
[EstablishedFreeUse][CasualSex]Dad's rules
by lolhappy250
Chapter 4 in Smut Anthology
_With many thanks to my supporters on subscribe star <https://subscribestar.adult/lolhappy> this story is now public._ - - - - - - "...Hahah, oh my god, I felt so bad for you!" Laura giggled, giving off anything but sympathetic energy from atop her bed, arms wrapped around her...
3 years ago 4,061 Words 31 Likes 5,413 Views -
Fuck the Teacher
by lolhappy250
Chapter 38 in Sexual Privilege
_Continued in thanks to by Subscribestar subscribers_ _<https://subscribestar.adult/lolhappy>_ - - - - - - __"Huh? You, um...." Emma's eyes were wide, glued to your crotch, or more specifically the svelte college girls head that was engulfing it, her throat bulging with you...
3 years ago 2,884 Words 64 Likes 5,119 Views -
[Universal Acceptance][image] Gullible Soccer Moms
by lolhappy250
Chapter 4 in Smut Anthology
_With many thanks to my supporters on subscribe star <https://subscribestar.adult/lolhappy> this story is now public._ - - - - - - It was a peaceful summer day, early enough in the morning to still be dewy, an overcast sky keeping the sweltering heat of the coming day at bay fo...
4 years ago 6,933 Words 29 Likes 7,390 Views -
wake up and take Emma to class
by lolhappy250
Chapter 37 in Sexual Privilege
_Continued in thanks to by Subscribestar subscribers_ _<https://subscribestar.adult/lolhappy> _ _brief watersports content in the beginning, just a heads up_ __ - - - - - - Letting out a groggy groan, you were roused from sleep by the angry screech of your alarm. The wors...
4 years ago 9,016 Words 57 Likes 4,519 Views -
Days nearly up
by lolhappy250
Chapter 36 in Sexual Privilege
_Commissioned by Ghostrider1 on Chyoa._ _I'd also like to take a moment here to say I'm genuinely touched by the interest shown for this chapter thread. Firstly, for past chapters when I was even less experienced as a writer especially since I can't look back on it so many years...
4 years ago 9,068 Words 58 Likes 3,896 Views -
She does
by lolhappy250
Chapter 35 in Sexual Privilege
_Chapter commissioned by ghostrider1 on chyoa- - - - - - _ "I... how could you... I'm your mother!" Erin stammered and stumbled, not even confident in her own defense. In some vague attempt at controlling the situation, or perhaps an equal amount of being just that uncomfortab...
4 years ago 5,313 Words 50 Likes 4,662 Views
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