lampshadethegreat

Virgin

lampshadethegreat was last seen:: 3 years ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: January 1, 1900

Location:: on a lamp?

Homepage:: http://www.lampsplus.com/products/lamp-shades

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: I don't, I just read and applaud those who do

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: fantasy/scifi

My favorite word for "penis" is: schlong

My favorite word for "vagina" is: slit

I write erotica because: see question 1

In conclusion, I am: a lamp shade that is great for unknown reasons