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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Gaming and reading mostly. With a little hint of sports mixed in.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Fantasy Novels
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I enjoy lots and lots of erotica by others, so I thought I'd try to give some back.
- In conclusion, I am
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Pretty fine, thanks for asking.
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The non-Italian Stallion
by johans
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
Their tongues wrestled, one with practiced fury and one aimlessly splashing around like a fish that jumped aboard a ship and has no idea what to do out of water. It was clear which one of them got up top and yet it purposefully slithered under the other, rotated around it and see...
2 months ago 1,348 Words 20 Likes 1,349 Views -
One man's trash is another woman's treasure
by johans
Chapter 4 in Sexual Privilege
"Where the hell are you {last\_name}?!", the booming voice of his boss yelled at him after {first\_name} made the mistake of picking his phone up. "Merda...You were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago", his Italian boss tended to slip between languages when he insulted him, "you...
3 months ago 1,403 Words 36 Likes 2,808 Views -
The Jousting went well, time to get his lance polished
by johans
Chapter 51 in Ours is the Passion
"Ahhhhhh", the prince let out in relief, his eyes still closed and his pants already open. She had pulled down his foreskin and pressed a big wet smooch on his exposed cockhead, lovingly and attentively. Her lips pressed to the opening of his dickhead, the servant girl took a...
3 months ago 6,992 Words 42 Likes 2,026 Views -
John Doe, a substitute player on a little league team at most
by johans
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
"Stirred, not shaken", {first\_name} told the waitress, who winked at him before sashaying away to get him his order. The casino was a mine field of high level european aristocrats and diplomats from all around the world. The ladies in extravagent evening gowns were sipping thei...
3 months ago 1,485 Words 34 Likes 4,277 Views -
Stroll Through the Tournament Grounds
by johans
Chapter 47 in Ours is the Passion
The late afternoon sun bathed the tournament grounds in a golden haze, casting long shadows over the trampled grass and vibrant banners that snapped in the breeze. {first\_name}, heir to the throne and contender for many of the rapidly approaching tournament's glories, strode thr...
11 months ago 3,081 Words 50 Likes 2,638 Views -
Putting some colour on those kunoichi cheeks
by johans
Chapter 8 in Normality
I might be slow. I might be cognitively limited. I might be borderline retarded sometimes. But I'm not - Well, okay, I am a bit stupid. And what do stupid people do when they want to stop being stupid? They learn. So, onto the learning. "You were making your way home, huh? Like...
1 year ago 1,829 Words 29 Likes 2,253 Views -
Action, all over Town
by johans
Chapter 45 in Ours is the Passion
"Another ship from," Myrcella adjusted her telescope to refine the image of the galley's flags, "Lys, of all places. Uuuugh.... What is that, the fifth one today already? And don't even get me started on those big ones clouding up Blackwater Bay, only to row into the city on thei...
1 year ago 3,039 Words 49 Likes 4,453 Views -
The police station is all sunshine right now, but wasn't there some bully storm cloud?
by johans
Chapter 9 in Change of Luck
Willi the Wheel, a gang name, a title, a freaking legend. An escape driver without equal, Willi got hired by the towns three major gangs on the regular as an independent contractor. You need a fast getaway? Transport someone or something swiftly from one safehouse to the other? Y...
1 year ago 1,851 Words 28 Likes 1,432 Views -
Family Dinner
by johans
Chapter 40 in Ours is the Passion
With emptier balls and lighter steps, {first\_name} swings himself through the palace. His time before the journey North had been severely limited, so he didn't get a proper chance to bask in the medieval splendor that was the Red Keep. Winterfell had no doubt had it's charm, but...
1 year ago 3,289 Words 63 Likes 4,283 Views -
A Cock-Felt Welcome
by johans
Chapter 38 in Ours is the Passion
"My son has returned!", the king's deep and loud voice bellowed through the great hall. Robert Baratheon was nothing, if not jubilant when in the presence of the handful of people that he really valued. The man was an eager reveler, his engagement on festivities ranging from "he...
2 years ago 3,382 Words 66 Likes 6,128 Views -
Across the station, a lightbulb flairs up
by johans
Chapter 8 in Change of Luck
_No Mom, I won't go into the family business and clean after some snobby rich people!_ A few years back Ainhoa used to say this repeatedly to her mother. The woman had meant well and it was honest money for honest work, but Ainhoa just couldn't imagine herself becoming a cleanin...
2 years ago 1,465 Words 35 Likes 2,311 Views -
Like a fish to water
by johans
Chapter 7 in Change of Luck
"I'm Special Agent Lloyd Golson", he put a playful smile on, while the gears kept grinding in his head, "but you can call me the Alabaster Anaconda like usual." "Like u-usual?", the chief of police in his arms was only mildly confused, considering the fact, that she had no memor...
2 years ago 1,929 Words 34 Likes 2,246 Views -
Be brave and venture forth alone, caution be damned
by johans
Chapter 6 in Change of Luck
So far Lloyd was having one hell of a time..... but just in case the chief talks some sense into Fogmead (aka Fuckmeat), it might be better to talk to her alone in the beginning. And in case that whatever karmic overcharge had fried Officer Fuckmeat’s circuits has also burned thr...
2 years ago 2,124 Words 44 Likes 2,720 Views -
Mountains will blow in the wind like leaves
by johans
Chapter 35 in Ours is the Passion
Darkness. Silence. A disfigured, stinging cold, among the darkness. And a scretching pain, among the silence. So much pain. Pain all around. A scream of agony would have escaped his lips, if only he would have felt them. Or his lungs. Or any actual part of his body. Except fo...
2 years ago 1,809 Words 57 Likes 5,359 Views -
We're feminists and we don't need no men, duh!
by johans
Chapter 5 in Change of Luck
After planting his own ass in the police cruisers driver seat, Llyod looked over to his cuffed passenger. The disshelved police woman had, in an angle that was hardly possible, landed face first into her seat, with her massive booty looking straight at the front window. And in co...
2 years ago 1,336 Words 43 Likes 4,315 Views -
How about a counter-arrest?
by johans
Chapter 4 in Change of Luck
She wants to take him down to the station? That triggers some horrible memories in Llyod. Back when he was in his early teens, his bully Chuck threw him over the fence of the police station in their neighbourhood. As if struck by horrible luck, his underwear caught on and instead...
2 years ago 750 Words 41 Likes 4,366 Views -
A medieval McGuiver
by johans
Chapter 34 in Ours is the Passion
An invasion in the making. The northern conflict was brewing and if the pressure increased further, the whole thing would burst. The Others hunt the Wildlings, the Wildlings hunt the Nightswatch and the Nightswatch ought to hunt both. The best outcome would be.... Well, none of t...
2 years ago 2,526 Words 58 Likes 5,695 Views -
Fuck da Police (unless they're nice, then treat them with respect, duh)
by johans
Chapter 3 in Change of Luck
Lloyd instinctively threw his hands into the air, unfortunately more than familiar with police protocol. He was about to interlace his fingers behind his head and get on his knees when, "You're all good, don't need to be doing all that," someone called out from the driver's seat...
2 years ago 774 Words 46 Likes 5,697 Views -
Her (Half-)Husband
by johans
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
"It's just my hubby. He should know I like to go through the course material after the session is over, why would he call this early?", a sour look flowed over her face while regarding the phone in her hand. BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ "Do you... Do you want to pick that up, or?" He ask...
2 years ago 1,545 Words 39 Likes 2,840 Views -
Hot teacher or cold shower?
by johans
Chapter 4 in Sexual Privilege
The rest of the session progressed eerily close to how previous sessions of the course had played out. The simple, yet blatant difference however were the sexual undertones and almost sadistic enjoyment that had infected {first\_name}s teachers behaviour. Like a professional hitm...
2 years ago 1,129 Words 37 Likes 3,375 Views
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