hyehyehyehye
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- Location:
- USA
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Aimlessly browse Reddit
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Piers Anthony, Charlaine Harris, Christopher Paolini, and assorted online authors.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Highly dependent on the situation. Dick is fun.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Cunt. But that's just because I love Australia.
- I write erotica because
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I like to read erotica.
- In conclusion, I am
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Probably wondering why you're on my profile. This one started as a throwaway reading account for story map viewing, but it's grown on me.
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Talk to her, duh! by hyehyehyehye
Chapter 3 in What are the Odds?
Yeah, I might not ever make it on Jeopardy, but even I know this one. "Oh, n-no it's not a problem." I said with all the social grace of a dying hyena. Whoops. In my defense, this has been a very weird morning, and I was still recovering from the substantial amount of '_what the...
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Well, now that you mention it... by hyehyehyehye
Chapter 2 in What are the Odds?
Seniors reign supreme on the high school totem pole. We are the oldest, we are the wisest, and we've got this 'school' thing figured out- or so we'd tell you, if you asked. So, it's only natural that the prized back seats of the bus go to us. I decided to go for the third from t...
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Introduction by hyehyehyehye
Chapter 1 in What are the Odds?
A lot of people don't have much trouble getting out of bed in the morning. It's true. I've seen it on television, I've seen it in the movies, and I've seen it in the chipper smiles of a cavalcade of Starbucks-fueled classmates of mine for most of my prior twelve years of schoo...
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