clayboy69

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Member since Apr 16, 2014

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Gender: Male

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: curl up in a ball and sit in grassy fields pretending to be a rock.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: brochures for dog hotels

My favorite word for "penis" is: Richard McSteel

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Queen Elizabeth

I write erotica because: I feel like I'm multiple people and writing helps me quiet the voices in my head

In conclusion, I am: a chair.