Vitch

Really Experienced

Vitch was last seen:: 10 minutes ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Mars

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: do a lot of different things.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: erotica.

My favorite word for "penis" is: heat-seeking moisture missile.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: breakfast of champions.

I write erotica because: if I can't find anything I like, I might as well write it instead.

In conclusion, I am: your dad.