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"Oh, do you still want the hoodie?"
Chapter 5 in Happy Birthday to Me!
As I held the hoodie towards Katie, I was really hoping she'd take it. I wouldn't blame her if she bailed, having just met, but a guy can dream. Katie reached out and took the hoodie. She started to slip it over her head and said, "Wow it's soft." Then she stopped and said, "Wai...
3 days ago 2,104 Words 1 Likes 23 Views -
"Yeah, it was great to meet you."
Chapter 5 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I took a step around Katie and grabbed the post-it note that had her number on it. I pulled out my phone and sent her a text that just said, *{first\_main} from the party.* I put my phone down said, "OK, I just shot you a text so now you have my number, too. I'll definitely call...
3 days ago 245 Words 0 Likes 21 Views -
Take the Hint - Stay at the Frat
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I decided to play along. I looked Katie in the eyes and said, "Oh, that's too bad. I was going to suggest that my place might be a better place than that corner." Katie didn't miss a beat. "Oh, so you want to go make out? That's awfully presumptuous." I was pretty sure she was...
3 days ago 1,013 Words 1 Likes 29 Views -
Play Along - Suggest Your Place
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I decided to play along. I said, "Oh, that's too bad. I was going to suggest that my place might be a better place than that corner." Katie cocked her head to the side and said, "Why would those two go to your place to make out?" I laughed and said, "Oh right, of course! That's...
3 days ago 372 Words 0 Likes 22 Views -
The Boys (Katie route)
Chapter 3 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I lined myself up with the center of the table and took aim at the sole remaining cup. Just as I threw, {first\_bff} tried to distract me by yelling, "PENIS!" It almost worked - my throw drifted to the right slightly - but it hit the rim of the cup and dropped right in with a lit...
3 days ago 778 Words 0 Likes 35 Views -
[CONTINUE]
Chapter 5 in Happy Birthday to Me!
The next morning, I was awakened suddenly by my roommates knocking on my bedroom door and yelling, "Happy Birthday, {first\_main}! If you're dick is out, put it away, {first\_bff} is here with us!" I looked at the clock: it was 7:30AM. I groaned and muttered, "Ugh, you guys suck...
3 days ago 1,434 Words 0 Likes 18 Views -
I would.
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I thought about the message for a few minutes and decided I may as well go for the bold play. *Me, 11:56PM: I would.* *{first\_bff}, 11:56PM: ...no you wouldn't.* Me, 11:58PM: Yeah, I totally would, if it was the voice you used earlier and it wasn't too dominant. The JOI I lis...
3 days ago 2,174 Words 0 Likes 22 Views -
Yeah, Makes Sense
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I thought about the message for a few minutes and finally decided the safe play was best. _Me, 11:56PM: Yeah, makes sense._ _{first\_bff}, 11:57PM: Plus, like you said, not a skill I'd use in person anyway, so hooking with someone is just more fun._ _Me, 11:57PM: Definitely. I...
3 days ago 382 Words 0 Likes 20 Views -
She Leaves
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
Katie hesitantly took her jacket off the hangar and started to put it on. She turned to us and said, "I think I'm going to go. I've had quick a bit to drink and it's late and I'm soaked. But here, {first\_main}, I'll leave you my number. Call mean, I mean it." Katie grabbed a pen...
3 days ago 2,785 Words 0 Likes 22 Views -
She stays over...
Chapter 4 in Happy Birthday to Me!
Katie hung up her purse with her jacket and took off her heels. She said, "OK, I may as well hang out until the rain stops." {first\_bff} walked to the kitchen and grabbed some bags of chips, salsa, and queso. She brought them to the living room and deliberately sat in the recli...
3 days ago 4,593 Words 0 Likes 33 Views -
The Girls
Chapter 3 in Happy Birthday to Me!
I picked up the remaining ball and moved to the center of the table to line up my shot. {first\_bff} tried distracting me by yelling, "PENIS!" and it worked like a charm: my shot went wayward to the right and didn't even hit the table. I smacked the table with an open palm and mu...
3 days ago 1,485 Words 0 Likes 40 Views -
[CONTINUE]
Chapter 3 in Happy Birthday to Me!
We went upstairs to {first\_bff}'s dorm room and put on some music while she changed into sweats. I laid down on her bed, since there was no couch in her tiny room, and {first\_bff} sat at her computer. She asked, "Do you want to watch a movie, or play video games, or what? You g...
3 days ago 782 Words 0 Likes 28 Views -
Just Chill.
Chapter 2 in Happy Birthday to Me!
We finished up dinner and everyone went their separate ways. That weird energy was still there: everyone really need to get rid of their stress and tension, so it wasn't surprising that we didn't want to spend any more thought or effort on getting ready and going out. A night in...
3 days ago 505 Words 0 Likes 34 Views -
A Crazy Night Out
Chapter 2 in Happy Birthday to Me!
After dinner, everyone went home to get ready for a night out. As we walked back to our dorms, there was a weird energy in the air: it kind of felt like we all really needed to let loose a little bit. My roommates and I got ready quickly and we started the night at our favorite f...
3 days ago 1,279 Words 0 Likes 69 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Happy Birthday to Me!
Junior year of college was absolutely kicking my ass, and classes were taking up way too much of my time for me to really enjoy myself like I wanted. I left my Friday afternoon class with my group of close friends, as usual. It was the day before my birthday, so I was looking for...
3 days ago 681 Words 0 Likes 214 Views
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