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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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yes. I *do* like to read.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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those chapters needed to be written, and nobody else was doing it.
- In conclusion, I am
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fussy and imaginative
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yes i will yes i said yes
Chapter 3 in The Affection Multiplier
#####_You frown as Mrs. Hansen, the owner of your company, announces a promotion of yet another of your teammates to lead the department instead of you. You applied for the last three vacancies and haven’t gotten any of them. You’re not sure why. You know you’re not the most soci...
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Jacob Carter, a lonely genius who makes one different choice (TuskedCarpenter again)
Chapter 2 in The Affection Multiplier
***Q:*** What is this story? ***A:*** It’s an alternate version of the ____[‘Jacob Carter’ branch](/chapter/Jacob-Carter---a-lonely-genius-with-bad-luck-(Original-concept-by-DFang%2C-Currently-being-updated-by-Tusked-Carpenter).664825)____. At the end of 2019, DFang poste...
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Salvage
Chapter 54 in The Affection Multiplier
You blink. “Sorry, could you repeat that?” you say. “Do you want to fuck me in the ass,” Penelope says. You and Penelope have been flirting really really hard for the past few hours. Actually, flirting tends to involve a degree of _implicitness_, as you understand it, an...
1 week ago 2,014 Words 17 Likes 288 Views -
Unboxing
Chapter 53 in The Affection Multiplier
A half-hour later, you and Penelope walk out of the Household Stuff. You’re carrying $45 of plastic bins, and Penelope is carrying $15 of bubble wrap, plus some packing tape and an x-acto knife. And, in your pocket, the Multiplier is tracking – you’re pretty sure – four new wo...
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Kinesics is the study of communication via gestures and facial expressions
Chapter 52 in The Affection Multiplier
You never would have expected to notice that different women have different styles of holding hands. _Hugging_, yes. You’ve been hugged by… (Tammy, Molly, Sigrid, Eleanor, Maggie, Belinda, Penelope, Callie, Kate) _nine_ women, holy shit, in the past thirty-six hours, and there...
3 weeks ago 2,084 Words 16 Likes 369 Views -
Jacob Carter (extended) (SPOILERS)
Chapter 3 in The Affection Multiplier
#####**After 11 chapters, DFang went on hiatus; the story resumed five years later under TuskedCarpenter.** In addition to his phone, Jacob’s instance of the Multiplier has installed itself on his laptop and smartwatch. “Unauthorized users” can’t see or hear it, although he’s...
1 month ago 1,092 Words 3 Likes 744 Views -
It’s not like it’s a fireworks factory
Chapter 51 in The Affection Multiplier
As Kate walks away, you watch her ass move. After a few seconds, you become aware that Penelope is watching too. Then Kate goes around a corner and is out of sight. Penelope sighs. “I can’t believe I never noticed how hot Kate is,” she mutters. Then she turns to you. “So, w...
1 month ago 1,974 Words 22 Likes 460 Views -
Callbacks and payoffs
Chapter 50 in The Affection Multiplier
## “JACOB!” The scream is frantic. Your eyes widen. ## “JACOB! JACOB!” It’s coming from somewhere off to your left, and getting closer. Your head swivels. There are so many people in the food court it’s impossible to see where the – ## “JAAAAAAAAACOOOOOB!” – scr...
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People can justify pretty much anything to themselves
Chapter 49 in The Affection Multiplier
Callie’s profile image shows her in the process of taking her sleep shirt off. Her left tit is fully exposed, and you can see more than half of the right one, including the swollen dark nipple, although most of her face and hair is blocked from view by the shirt. The picture is f...
3 months ago 2,510 Words 25 Likes 601 Views -
Go round and round
Chapter 48 in The Affection Multiplier
Actually, no. You _want_ to read what the Multiplier says right away, but you’re _going_ to prioritize like a responsible grownup (like a responsible grownup who has a girlfriend) (who has _five_ girlfriends!!!) and make sure Penelope knows you’re on your way. You open the messen...
3 months ago 2,314 Words 24 Likes 564 Views -
Method and Opportunity
Chapter 47 in The Affection Multiplier
The sound of Sweeney’s sobs fades into the distance, merging with the sound of her feet running down a flight of stairs. You and Callie stand in the empty apartment, frozen in shock. You recover first. “WHAT THE FUCK WAS _THAT!_” you yell. “I, I, I, I was just _teasing_...
3 months ago 2,601 Words 21 Likes 565 Views -
The “curse of knowledge” is that knowing a fact makes it harder to imagine what it’s like to not know that fact
Chapter 46 in The Affection Multiplier
In the doorway is a cheerful-looking young black woman, grinning at you. She’s barefoot, and wearing sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt… no, wait, that’s a _sleep_ shirt, and you realize that she’s still in her pajamas. Which means she’s probably not wearing panties. She i...
5 months ago 1,984 Words 26 Likes 836 Views -
Let’s try that again, shall we?
Chapter 45 in The Affection Multiplier
As you make your way down the street, you notice one significant advantage to Sweeney’s building: it’s on _the same block_ as a bus stop, as opposed to your place on Anglesey Street, which was _three_ blocks from a bus stop. Although this means you won’t have a chance to check t...
5 months ago 2,194 Words 27 Likes 808 Views -
Check the calendar
Chapter 44 in The Affection Multiplier
######For those of you who come to this chapter late: the reason I said to check the calendar was that it was originally posted on April 1. CHECK THE CALENDAR You walk to the building. There;s a woman outside. She;s playing wiht her phone. She is hot abnd pretty and has l...
6 months ago 922 Words 5 Likes 869 Views -
At least rush hour is over
Chapter 43 in The Affection Multiplier
Eventually, your phone buzzes with the ‘your ride is arriving in 2 minutes’ notification. It’s weird how, just a few days ago, it wouldn’t have bothered you that you’d have no idea ahead of time if the driver you were about to meet was male or female. “Remember,” you tell Moll...
7 months ago 2,086 Words 25 Likes 738 Views -
Everyone expresses their emotions differently
Chapter 42 in The Affection Multiplier
Your memories of the days immediately following your parents’ deaths are… weird. There are some things that are simply _gone_, and not in the way that memories from 14 years ago are usually gone. Even when you think about it (which you try not to do too often), there are time ski...
7 months ago 3,399 Words 26 Likes 833 Views -
Rugpull
Chapter 41 in The Affection Multiplier
It’s been just over a year since you met Penelope Jones for the first time. It’s been just over 24 hours since she admitted that she’d been completely unjustified in avoiding you for all of that year, because you had no way of knowing that your wardrobe matched that of her abusiv...
8 months ago 2,465 Words 23 Likes 792 Views -
A wet washcloth
Chapter 40 in The Affection Multiplier
Again, you have very intense and emotional dreams that make no impression on your long-term memory except for a feeling that you learned – and then forgot – something important about the universe. Eventually, you become gradually aware that there’s something warm and wet on yo...
8 months ago 2,386 Words 28 Likes 707 Views -
Yes, I’m doing this again
Chapter 39 in The Affection Multiplier
Eventually, you open your eyes. There’s someone else in the living room with you. But it’s not Tammy *or* Molly, it’s… a guy. You can move your eyes, a little, but the rest of you is paralyzed. This doesn’t worry you as much as it maybe should. The guy is wearing glasses, a...
9 months ago 8,484 Words 15 Likes 860 Views -
Shift work has its advantages
Chapter 38 in The Affection Multiplier
Sigrid picks up almost immediately. “Jacob?!?” she says. “You’re up early! Or… late?” “Late. Very, very late,” you say weakly. “I looked at your schedule, so I was pretty sure you’d be awake by now.” “… I was going to say it’s wonderful to hear you, but you don’t sound g...
9 months ago 2,018 Words 28 Likes 832 Views
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