TotalMuppet

Virgin

TotalMuppet was last seen:: 3 weeks ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Earth

Homepage:: https://duckduckgo.com/

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Eat, watch YouTube vids, read trashy webnovels, gaze upon the Internet’s obsession, wank, and go to sleep.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Interesting stories that inevitably devolve into a disappointing mess.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Sleeping dragon.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Cooter.

I write erotica because: I’m poor, my life is banged up, and I can’t find the will to write something for more than 10 minutes.

In conclusion, I am: Irredeemable.