The_Rusty_Spoon

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Member since Mar 13, 2017

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Location: Earth, Milky Way

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: do stuff

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: words

My favorite word for "penis" is: pleasure stick

My favorite word for "vagina" is: rotting beef

I write erotica because: It's what all the cool kids are doing

In conclusion, I am: a tree

Of course not

by The_Rusty_Spoon

Chapter 5 in The GREATEST story

The erection was just a reflex, and so it soon fades. The lady desperately strokes my cock as if it were the only flame keeping her warm on dark night. "Som'n wrong mist'r?" She looks up and meets my emotionless face. "Well if that ain't enough fer ya, I got som'n a hole lot mor...

8 years ago 106 Words 0 Likes 327 Views
Get out of the road

by The_Rusty_Spoon

Chapter 3 in The GREATEST story

While you're more than happy to get out of this hazardous strip of asphalt, your body refuses to respond. You lie in the center of the road, wiggling about like a fish out of water. "How did i get this tired?," you say to yourself after giving up and laying back down. "Actually,...

9 years ago 81 Words 0 Likes 405 Views

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In the middle of the street.

by The_Rusty_Spoon

Chapter 2 in The GREATEST story

Your eyes open to a very strange site. You are surprised to find yourself lying in the middle of an empty street in a strange neighborhood, as it appears. The road streches off into the distance where it ends just at the edge of your site. Houses line each side of the road, each...

9 years ago 111 Words 1 Likes 729 Views
Introduction

by The_Rusty_Spoon

Chapter 1 in The GREATEST story

WELCOME, to the greatest story ever written. Well, more like the greatest collection of stories since they'll branch off. With no rules one can't imagine where we'll end up.

9 years ago 29 Words 0 Likes 2,814 Views

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