TheProphetOfYargle

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TheProphetOfYargle was last seen:: 3 months ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: October 13, 1998

Location:: America

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Write poetry, Stay up super late, and read erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Poetry and debates about fire emblem.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Snatch

I write erotica because: Nobody else has the shit I wanna read. Also, the grammar issues make me wanna shove a red hot iron catheter down my urethra.

In conclusion, I am: Another guy with a shitty computer who doesn't need to know you on a first-name basis. Capiche?