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read other stuff
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sci-fi
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(person) junor
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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I got bored
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Get out your biggest dildo
Chapter 5 in Magic Cock Ring
You decide against fucking someone and run to grab your huge unused horse cock dildo. Someone bought it for you and you've always been far too scared use it. It looks far too big to fit in either of your holes, but maybe someone elses...
5 years ago 45 Words 41 Likes 25,529 Views -
Suddenly... tentacles‽
Chapter 4 in Beach Surprise
Suddenly, sucker-covered tentacles shoot up from the depths. They wrap around each leg and latch on with suckers. The tentacles must be about three inches in diameter and slimy, yet firm enough to hold your legs in place. You try to pull out and punch and kick at them but they're...
7 years ago 86 Words 0 Likes 803 Views -
Empty Beach
Chapter 3 in Beach Surprise
You decide to swim over to the empty beach, suddenly realizing you're naked and not wanting the embarrassment of landing on the crowded beach. You start a kind of breaststroke over to the beach and notice two things: the water's very deep below you and your body feels a bit less...
7 years ago 110 Words 0 Likes 1,061 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Beach Surprise
You are laying on the beach when you hear a scream from the water. Being a pretty good swimmer and a trained lifeguard, you rush to the edge of the water to see a woman drowning pretty far from shore. You dive in and start swimming out to her at full speed. About halfway there, y...
7 years ago 159 Words 1 Likes 4,182 Views -
Crowded Beach
Chapter 3 in Beach Surprise
You feel much too tired and awkward to swim the entire way to the empty beach, so you decide to swim to the crowded beach. You're feeling groggy, but swimming makes you feel a bit more awake. On the way, you realize that you're going both very slowly and you're naked. You're too...
7 years ago 81 Words 0 Likes 1,286 Views -
No
Chapter 2 in Beach Surprise
You awaken feeling like you're floating atop the water. Your foot doesn't feel stuck, but you're too tired to open your eyes. You try to flip over on your back, but your balance is all off and you spin all the way over, your chest feeling oddly heavy. You open your eyes and look...
7 years ago 74 Words 1 Likes 1,962 Views -
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Yes
Chapter 2 in Beach Surprise
Well, aren't you boring? Press the back button. There's nothing to see here.
7 years ago 13 Words 0 Likes 1,509 Views -
Vibe
Chapter 3 in A Scientific Transformation
You go out to the mall and find a good store for buying sex toys. You pick a small vibrator, to possibly avoid breaking your wife's-or your-hymen. You head home, unpackage the small toy and get ready.
7 years ago 37 Words 0 Likes 569 Views -
The smell
Chapter 3 in A Scientific Transformation
You jump gracefully up to the table, avoiding the small peices of metal and various tools with amazing agility. You reach the switch to open the door and lunge at it, bumping it just enough to open the door. As soon as the hot air hits your face, you're overwhelmed by the scents...
7 years ago 86 Words 1 Likes 546 Views -
Cat-ified
Chapter 2 in A Scientific Transformation
You wake up to the sound of a masculine yet oddly high-pitched scream. The molecular combiner is on the floor and partially smashed. You look around to see who screamed and realize the colors of the room are all weird. A lot of things that were other colors before were now gray a...
7 years ago 137 Words 0 Likes 800 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in A Scientific Transformation
Your name is { first } { last }, a genius scientist. You have recently created a prototype for a molecular combiner, which makes two separate items one. You decide to test it for the first time in the garage. You place a watermelon on one table and a grape on the other. The molec...
7 years ago 119 Words 1 Likes 3,357 Views -
Just use your tail
Chapter 3 in A Scientific Transformation
You think about it and decide your new tail would feel better and be free. You try a couple times and find you can move it as easily as an arm but with tons more joints. If you try, you can puff it up to a giant size, likely using blood like an erection, so big that you can't ima...
7 years ago 64 Words 1 Likes 885 Views -
Catgirl-ified
Chapter 2 in A Scientific Transformation
You wake up feeling really groggy. Your lab is filled with smoke from a small fire that must've been put out by the automatic sprinkler system, as it's still spraying water. Too tired to move, you decide to lay there and flip onto your back, crushing your tail. "Owww" you moan, b...
7 years ago 367 Words 1 Likes 1,326 Views -
No
Chapter 17 in Pokéfuck
After a moment of pondering, Lucas takes the condom and throws it away. Sensing nothing good is about to happen, Dawn tries to get away, but before she gets too far, Lucas grabs her wrist and throws her to the ground. He rips off her panties and unzips his pants, lowering his un...
7 years ago 416 Words 8 Likes 6,435 Views
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