Robbert

Virgin

Robbert was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: A small raft in the middle of space

Homepage:: https://www.urbandictionary.com

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Be a failure

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Shitty fan-fiction because i'm the scum of the universe

My favorite word for "penis" is: Steamin' Semen Roadway

My favorite word for "vagina" is: The Slotted Salmon

I write erotica because: I'm a waste of human resources

In conclusion, I am: Not here, if any police officers ask