About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- August 23, 1975
- Location
- where the sun don’t shine… Minnesota
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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attempt to consume enough caffeine to vibrate through solid objects.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Japanese stereo manuals
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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The part that does the real thinking.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Whichever hole I’m sticking my dick in.
- I write erotica because
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It stops the spider from chewing on my medulla oblongata.
- In conclusion, I am
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just the cook.
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Give me my freedom for as long as I be. All I ask of livin’ is to have no chains on me.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 28 in APA
The interior of the trailer was decorated in what I can only call Bad 70’s Disco Bachelor. The first thing in view as soon as we walked through the door was a, no shit, framed black velvet painting of the nativity with Marilyn Monroe as Mary, James Dean as Joseph, and Elvis, Dale...
1 month ago 894 Words 8 Likes 82 Views -
And every single meeting with his so-called superior is a humiliating kick in the crotch.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 27 in APA
Res police, like all cops, tend to work on their own timescale, so it was surprising that it only took about ten minutes before three red Dodge Durangos with the tribal crest on their doors had pulled up. Took another half hour to get the eleven foot Coleman Crawdad to a dock, bu...
1 month ago 1,102 Words 7 Likes 73 Views -
I look real nice and easy to trust, ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Gonna lead you on the path to self destruct on this crazy train that I conduct.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 26 in APA
Waking up for the first time with a beautiful goth clinging to me like a limpet is one of highlights of my life. The first light of dawn snuck its way past the curtains to play upon Anwyn’s delicate features as she lay with her head on my chest. I’ve remarked before on how al...
2 months ago 1,285 Words 7 Likes 96 Views -
All the things you mean to me. All the things I want us to be.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 24 in APA
I froze. Yes, it was obvious in retrospect, she only gave me one room key, not the usual envelope with two in it, but in my defense I was still trying to wrap my head around the idea that she actually found me attractive. Maybe it was of habit, like her driving everywhe...
3 months ago 818 Words 7 Likes 178 Views -
When you came in the air went out and every shadow filled up with doubt
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 25 in APA
She went limp, finally moving her thighs from their vice grip around my head. I looked up at her, taking in the irregular rise and fall of her breasts with each ragged breath, the way the dim ribbons of light gave her ghostly white skin an almost iridescent sheen, the way her bac...
3 months ago 1,041 Words 8 Likes 298 Views -
Sticks and stones used to break my bones but now words can end my life, ‘cause everything’s a bomb.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 23 in APA
So I’ve always had this theory. Well, not always, I guess it’s something I’ve just developed over the years. My own personal head canon. It’s about Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest, and Merlin. See there used to be this running joke that Dick Clark aged in reverse, and the legends a...
3 months ago 804 Words 8 Likes 136 Views -
(Say It! Starts with “P”, rhymes with “Asian”) —pation.
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 2 in Sweet Transvestite
The Hollywood Theater in Dormont was one of those grand old dames that you sometimes get in small towns, from the days when it wasn’t odd to find a cinema right in the middle of a block of businesses. She wasn’t big, but she still had a bit of that faded elegance that makes you t...
4 months ago 1,664 Words 0 Likes 154 Views -
I’m bleeding (Epilogue)
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 10 in Sweet Transvestite
We didn’t fuck that night. It wasn’t until two weeks later. For the next two years Bobbi and I would get together pretty regularly and have a lot of fun. There were never any issues when either of us got into relationships, and we were always there for each other when those relat...
4 months ago 248 Words 0 Likes 53 Views -
Then go (fuck in) back to the car
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 4 in Sweet Transvestite
I wanna say that I waited to email Bob to build tension. Truth of the matter is that work was kicking my ass and it was Wednesday morning before I even remembered that little slip of paper with his address on it. So I sat down at the communal 386, convinced dial-up to work by sac...
4 months ago 1,134 Words 0 Likes 82 Views -
(On PCP) by how I look. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 3 in Sweet Transvestite
It was another two weeks before I saw that ass again. This time it was packed into a maid costume. The hair was longer (a wig) and the makeup different, but I never forget an ass. For once I had a night off from being onstage (my first in six months), so I decided to mingle w...
4 months ago 1,104 Words 0 Likes 91 Views -
When in just seven days (And six long nights!) I can make you a man!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 5 in Sweet Transvestite
Saturday night. I was Eddie. Again, it was a short role, easy costuming, and the chance to whip Rebecca around in her little costume. I finished up my part of “Eddie’s Teddy” and absconded to the basement. Bob was again in Columbia drag, this time in the PJ set with the Mickey Mo...
4 months ago 1,008 Words 0 Likes 68 Views -
Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 7 in Sweet Transvestite
“Wow.” See? There’s that witty articulation. Still it got a smile and a blush which was all to the good there. “You look amazing.” Ahh, there we go, brain back on-line. “Thanks.” I could barely hear him (did he want me to think of him as her now?) over the noise of the club. I...
4 months ago 1,145 Words 0 Likes 59 Views -
Introduction
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 1 in Sweet Transvestite
_I’ve previously told some barely fictional accounts of my misspent youth in the 90s in Pittsburgh. For the previous two installments check out **[I Put A Spell On You](https://chyoa.com/story/I-Put-A-Spell-On-You.24339)** and **[Baron Munchausen, the Shaggy Dog, and the Little G...
4 months ago 936 Words 0 Likes 516 Views -
Burning bright (What’s up your ass?) there’s a shining star!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 8 in Sweet Transvestite
_Yep. I totally screwed up. I pushed her too far. This is the last time she’ll talk to me. Maybe I can get back in after she dumps me and drink half the bar…_ That was my internal dialogue as Bobbi and I made our way down the stairs from the third floor of the building the clu...
4 months ago 2,098 Words 0 Likes 54 Views -
Mmmmm? Coming! (So's Brad! No, wait for it... There you go!)
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 9 in Sweet Transvestite
She was tentative at first, kissing and licking. Tasting it. I let her be, just enjoying the attention. It wasn’t going to get me off anytime soon, but it felt nice. Finally she screwed up her courage and took the plunge, opening her tiny mouth as wide as she could and taking the...
4 months ago 634 Words 0 Likes 61 Views -
(Riff! What’s sex with your sister like?) LIKE YOU’RE UNDER SEDATION!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 6 in Sweet Transvestite
“Do you really think I’m… pretty?” I had my keister parked on one of the two fold out couches that occupied the vast majority of the Chaos Central living room, enjoying a rare moment of privacy in the apartment. The cordless phone was pressed to my ear, and I was working on th...
4 months ago 915 Words 0 Likes 66 Views -
READ ME! EXTRA SPECIAL ADDITIONAL WRITER’S GUIDELINES
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 2 in The Affection Multiplier
#IF YOU ATTEMPT TO PUBLISH AN AI WRITTEN OR ASSISTED CHAPTER, AND I FIND OUT, ALL OF YOUR PUBLISHED CHAPTERS HERE WILL BE DELETED, ANY PUBLISHING PRIVS YOU HAVE GOTTEN FOR “THE AFFECTION MULTIPLIER” WILL BE REVOKED AND I PERSONALLY WILL MOCK YOU SHAMELESSLY. #AI IS AN ABOMINAT...
11 months ago 90 Words 44 Likes 1,524 Views -
Stand Up! Be Heard!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 107 in The Affection Multiplier
The Issue MasterCard and Visa are interfering with legal entertainment — often under pressure from advocacy groups like Collective Shout. We demand an end to this censorship of fiction, and the right to choose the stories we enjoy without moral policing. --------------------...
1 year ago 388 Words 7 Likes 502 Views -
Stand Up! Be Heard!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 57 in Harem Hotel
The Issue MasterCard and Visa are interfering with legal entertainment — often under pressure from advocacy groups like Collective Shout. We demand an end to this censorship of fiction, and the right to choose the stories we enjoy without moral policing. --------------------...
1 year ago 388 Words 3 Likes 361 Views -
Stand Up! Be Heard!
by Mrwhysper
Chapter 23 in APA
The Issue MasterCard and Visa are interfering with legal entertainment — often under pressure from advocacy groups like Collective Shout. We demand an end to this censorship of fiction, and the right to choose the stories we enjoy without moral policing. --------------------...
1 year ago 388 Words 2 Likes 111 Views
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