MoanfulStudios

Paint shelving units purple.

My rights.

My neighbour.

"Pussy" -- I'm very original in that way.

I was shot by a gunman during a bank holdup gone wrong, but the hardcover copy of Fifty Shades of Grey that I was holding in my breast pocket for a friend blocked the bullet.

I am the PRESIDENT OF MOANFUL STUDIOS...

..and I launched the MOANFUL SINEMATIC UNIVERSE to combat world hunger, and to explore CREATIVELY KINKY NARRATIVES OF HETEROSEXUAL AND LESBIAN CONTROL...

..in the form of an INTERCONNECTED CANON of CINEMATIC STYLE THRILLERS, both LITERARY and AUDIO-VISUAL, complete with JUXTAPOSITIONS BETWEEN DRAMATIC AND COMEDIC ELEMENTS!

We -- me, but it sounds more official if I pretend I've got employees, you know -- make productions concerning the following topics:

- BODY CONTROL

- MIND CONTROL

- REALITY CONTROL

- HYPNOSIS

- MAGIC SPELLS

- MAGIC CURSES

- SUPERPOWERS

- NANOBOTS

- MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL

- ETC

Incidents involving the above are becoming increasingly reported, as our once ordinary world enters a new age. Also:

- SPIES

- COPS

- TEACHERS

- ACTION

- INVESTIGATION

- CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

- COMPLETE NARRATIVE ARCS

- STANDALONE PRODUCTIONS

- CROSSOVER EVENTS

- OVERARCHING PLOT THREADS

- ETC

ANY AI VISUALS are used in our productions, but all our SCRIPTS ARE HUMAN-MADE, and we invest HANDS-ON EFFORT IN POST-PRODUCTION, to ensure HIGH QUALITY EDITING, VISUAL ENHANCEMENTS and CINEMATIC SOUND DESIGN.

Our productions are WORKS OF PARODY -- USING COMEDY AND UNREALSITIC FANTASTICAL SCENARIOS IN ORDER TO ENSURE THEY CANNOT BE REASONABLY MISTAKEN AS REAL AND TO AVOID OBSCENITY -- and DO NOT CLAIM ASSOCIATION WITH, OR OWNERSHIP OVER, ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, BELONGING TO THIRD PARTIES, that we may have referenced, mentioned by name, or that our productions may resemble.

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AT LEAST EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD and ANY RESEMBLANCES TO REAL PERSONS ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL -- USE AI RESPONSIBLY.

ANY OF OUR DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL COERCION, ASSAULT, OR OTHERS CRIMES, ARE PURELY FICTIOUS WORKS OF FANTASY -- NOT AN ENDORSEMENT. DO NOT TRY TO REENACT ANY DEPICTED SCENARIOS IN REAL LIFE.

ALL OUR WORK IS INTENDED FOR ADULT AUDIENCES ONLY.