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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Procrastinate and pretend I'm funny
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Manga/Comic Books and Fantasy Novels
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It's hard. Hehe get it?
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A horny, uninspired, maple syrup addict.
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Chapter 2 in The Duke of Eidein
Hello, my name is MapleholicsAnonymous, I enjoy long walks on a beach, evading my taxes (for legal reasons that's a joke), and betting on how long I think people's marriages will last. I hope you enjoy reading this story as much as I'm enjoying writing it. Feel free to dish any c...
4 years ago 56 Words 2 Likes 222 Views -
Silence
Chapter 3 in The Duke of Eidein
One of the servants ducks his head out the nearest window and yells at the crow below. "He's dead!" They stare up at the servant. The servant stares back. "Let's. Fucking. **GOOO**!" One of the peasants yells out, fist raised towards the sky. The crowd explodes into songs, ch...
4 years ago 431 Words 6 Likes 430 Views -
This bitch empty
Chapter 4 in The Duke of Eidein
Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Kinda anticlimactic ain't it? Not gonna lie I too was expecting more. Maybe this was your father's final fuck you. Well, two can play at that game. Maybe you should go desecrate his grave on the walk back or something. Man, and to think you thought you were...
4 years ago 435 Words 6 Likes 329 Views -
Realization and Temptation
Chapter 14 in The Duke of Eidein
You're about to head towards your room but you feel yourself stop. Wait a minute, you have a literal goddess in the other room, and if your father taught you anything it's to never respect anyone's personal boundaries. You walk back to the door and wait a few seconds before stick...
4 years ago 297 Words 0 Likes 155 Views -
Coldly
Chapter 15 in The Duke of Eidein
"Who do you take me for? My first night here and you've already been caught peeping." she stares at you with cold eyes filled with contempt. "I had given it at least a week but it seems men can't control their urges, no matter the age, mortal or not." She slowly begins taking st...
4 years ago 595 Words 0 Likes 171 Views -
To the guest room!
Chapter 13 in The Duke of Eidein
As soon as you make it back up from the cellars you are met face to face with a servant who looks at you and {Goddess\_Fake\_Name} curiously before a knowing look settles on his face. "Like father like son-ow!" You don't let him finish, giving him a light tap on the back of the...
4 years ago 775 Words 3 Likes 225 Views -
Realization and Temptation
Chapter 14 in The Duke of Eidein
You're about to head towards your room but you feel yourself stop. Wait a minute, you have a literal goddess in the other room, and if your father taught you anything it's to never respect anyone's personal boundaries. You walk back to the door and wait a few seconds before stick...
4 years ago 324 Words 3 Likes 235 Views -
Leom
Chapter 11 in The Duke of Eidein
"Definitely Leom." "Obviously it's that cunt." "Right?" "Right." the goddess answers, chuckling a bit. She quickly recovers, clearing her throat. "So he did something to you didn't he?" "Yeah, probably when he made the contract or whatever, he was talking about a gift." "Yup...
4 years ago 154 Words 3 Likes 215 Views -
Back on track
Chapter 12 in The Duke of Eidein
Either way, for Leom to do all this just for a year of peace and quiet, seems like he really wanted a break from your deadbeat self." "Deadbeat? If anything I was the glue holding that house together. He's a clean freak you know? Had I not been there to dirty it, he would have b...
4 years ago 359 Words 0 Likes 163 Views -
Back on track
Chapter 12 in The Duke of Eidein
Either way, for Leom to do all this just for a year of peace and quiet, seems like he really wanted a break from your deadbeat self." "Deadbeat?! I helped around the house sometimes." "That's neither here nor there, for the time being, you're as good as stuck here." The goddes...
4 years ago 394 Words 3 Likes 264 Views -
To the guest room!
Chapter 13 in The Duke of Eidein
As soon as you make it back up from the cellars you are met face to face with a servant who looks at you and {Goddess\_Fake\_Name} curiously before a knowing look settles on his face. "Like father like son-ow!" You don't let him finish, giving him a light tap on the back of the...
4 years ago 774 Words 0 Likes 171 Views -
Explain
Chapter 10 in The Duke of Eidein
She tilts her head and frowns. "What?" "I cant. Leom made me sign a contract, if you don't stay for the year then I die. And even if he hadn't, it's not like I know how to open portals to other dimensions or whatever. Not really something the tutors teach you." She let's go of...
4 years ago 447 Words 3 Likes 245 Views -
A voice in the background
Chapter 5 in The Duke of Eidein
"He's fucking one-shot, holy shit How are you this ass?" exclaims a feminine voice somewhere in the background. Leom's eyebrow visibly twitches at the sound. He clears his throat "Sorry that was just my sister, she's uh, fallen on hard times, she lost her job not too long ago as...
4 years ago 272 Words 4 Likes 317 Views -
You stammer
Chapter 6 in The Duke of Eidein
You rub the back of your head, sensing that you may have done an oopsie. "Hehe, of course its just a hypothetical since it isn't possible-" "Sure it is." he answers back, his face completely deadpan. "-Even if it were possible, it was just a hypothetical-" "Chosen one, do not...
4 years ago 207 Words 6 Likes 335 Views -
Leom
Chapter 11 in The Duke of Eidein
"Definitely Leom." "Obviously it's that cunt." "Right?" "Right." the goddess says, chuckling a bit. She quickly recovers, clearing her throat. "So he did something to you didn't he?" "Yeah, probably when he tapped my back at the end." "Sneaky bastard, once I get back he's **...
4 years ago 186 Words 1 Likes 171 Views -
You agree
Chapter 7 in The Duke of Eidein
You mull it over in your head. Two wishes are better than one. Plus if you make use of this opportunity properly you could use her goddess powers or whatnot to help around anyway. You nod. "Fine, but only for a year." Leom has a wide smile plastered across his face. "Of course,...
4 years ago 394 Words 6 Likes 330 Views -
Fiery
Chapter 8 in The Duke of Eidein
She surprisingly doesn't come crashing into you, she instead uses your face as a sort of pedestal from which she pushes off of landing directly on her feet. She turns back around and dashes for the portal, but it's too late; the portal has closed to the size of a watermelon. Too...
4 years ago 449 Words 3 Likes 246 Views -
Cold
Chapter 8 in The Duke of Eidein
Oh. You suddenly feel another body crashing square into your chest. The momentum of which brings you down to the ground. Dazed, you rub your head and try to get up. Finding it confusingly difficult to do so, you look down to find yourself pinned by the goddess lying atop of you....
4 years ago 355 Words 2 Likes 223 Views -
Impromptu sparring match?
Chapter 9 in The Duke of Eidein
You sigh, well since you're most likely about to get the ass whooping of a century, you might as well go down like a man. Though you aren't the most proficient in hand-to-hand combat you got to have some skill if you want to lead an army. You take your fighting stance, one at whi...
4 years ago 472 Words 3 Likes 218 Views -
You clear your throat
Chapter 9 in The Duke of Eidein
"So um, not that I'm complaining but uh, you've been sitting on top of me for quite a while and all three of my legs are starting to get numb..." She looks down as if she's noticed you for the first time. Her eyes icy blue eyes are staring you down so hard, it feels like she mig...
4 years ago 221 Words 1 Likes 192 Views
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