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Disclaimer
Chapter 10 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Hello, everyone! I hope you’re all well. This chapter is going to be just a disclaimer because it occurred to me (a bit late, but… better late than never) that my chapters, especially the more recent ones, may sound (or may already have sounded) offensive to someone with a Judeo...
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Renee Remembers the Parade
Chapter 9 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee closed the dormitory door behind her and leaned against it, her back pressed to the wood, her legs barely holding her up. The room was dark, the only light coming from the gray sky filtering through the window. The pickaxe was still in her hands, warm to the touch, though...
2 weeks ago 2,398 Words 1 Likes 102 Views -
The Child of Clay
Chapter 8 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The day started wrong, and Renee knew it before she even opened her eyes. The alarm did not go off, which meant she had missed her first class. The shower was cold, which meant the dormitory water heater had broken again. And when she finally made it to the communal kitchen, she...
2 weeks ago 2,037 Words 1 Likes 66 Views -
The Desert
Chapter 7 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The vision shifted again. Renee was in a desert. Not the sandy desert seen in movies, but a desert of stone, a place where the wind howled between rock formations and the sky was such a pale blue it looked washed out. The tanner was there, sitting on a rock, eyes fixed on the ho...
1 month ago 625 Words 1 Likes 110 Views -
The Desert
Chapter 7 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The vision shifted again. Renee was in a desert. Not the sandy desert seen in movies, but a desert of stone, a place where the wind howled between rock formations and the sky was such a pale blue it looked washed out. The tanner was there, sitting on a rock, eyes fixed on the ho...
1 month ago 625 Words 1 Likes 95 Views -
An Immortal. Cursed during the Passion.
Chapter 6 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee slept poorly that night. Not that she expected to sleep well. The pickaxe rested beside the bed, wrapped in cloth, but its presence was like a heart beating in another room, distant yet unmistakable. She had lain down still wearing damp clothes, too exhausted to change the...
1 month ago 1,481 Words 1 Likes 98 Views -
Get back, Meet someone
Chapter 5 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The walk back was longer than Renee expected, not because the distance was greater, but because each step seemed to weigh twice as much. The pickaxe, which had once fit on her back like a natural extension of her body, now weighed in her hands like a block of lead, an anchor pull...
1 month ago 1,402 Words 1 Likes 103 Views -
Forest talk
Chapter 4 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The forest, seen from above, was a sea of dark canopies swaying under the rain, as if the earth itself breathed in slow, silent waves. Renee stopped at the lookout, the wet wind hitting her face, and felt the pickaxe vibrate against her back. It was not a vibration of alarm, but...
1 month ago 1,653 Words 1 Likes 118 Views -
The Stone Pilgrim
Chapter 3 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The rain fell unhurriedly over the forest, as if the sky had forgotten it should stop. The leaves of the trees, already heavy with water, bowed in reverence to the wind passing between the trunks, and the ground of earth and pine needles had become a dark mud that sucked at the f...
2 months ago 1,267 Words 1 Likes 192 Views -
Apotheosis
Chapter 2 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The story from here continues the journey of the "Locker Room" route, assuming everything that happened from that first chapter to "Hammer and Memory" is canon, and now we move forward. BUT so that the reader does not need to go back and reread everything that happened, here is...
2 months ago 1,117 Words 2 Likes 489 Views -
Hammer and Memory
Chapter 55 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The school reopened on a Monday in December, the sun beating down on the freshly painted walls, the smell of fresh paint mingling with the fragrance of the flowers planted in the entrance flowerbed. The holes in the courtyard had been patched, but someone had carved fake runes in...
5 months ago 1,176 Words 4 Likes 144 Views -
Weeks Later
Chapter 54 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The warm rain lasted three days. It wasn't a deluge. It wasn't the vengeful fury of a mad god. It was just lukewarm water falling on a city that still didn't understand what had happened. Meteorologists called it an "unprecedented thermal anomaly." Geologists pointed to the hole...
5 months ago 1,225 Words 3 Likes 192 Views -
Lamentation
Chapter 53 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
The roar was heard in three states. The flash was seen by satellites in orbit. The shockwave shattered the last remaining panes of glass in the buildings surrounding the hotel. But there was no fire. There was no destruction. There was only an orange light that rose to the sky li...
5 months ago 328 Words 3 Likes 158 Views -
Waterforge
Chapter 52 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Inside the serpent's mouth, Moradin found the end of the world. It wasn't darkness there. It was a liquid, pale blue light, coming from all directions at once, and the dwarf god floated for a moment in those watery entrails, knowing, now understanding in a way impossibly real to...
5 months ago 1,250 Words 3 Likes 127 Views -
God vs God
Chapter 51 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee was preparing to ascend towards the heavens when she was finally brought back to reality, what she had done finally processed by her mind. The reddish-earthy scale armor was still around her. The ground was still reshaping itself, closing the fractures that had swallowed th...
5 months ago 1,711 Words 3 Likes 174 Views -
Only Human
Chapter 50 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
"Stop!!" Orel shouted. "Stop the attack!" The giants retreated immediately, at least those who could, some were still brutally struck, their ice heads crushed by Renée. Orel intended to bury Renée under the enormous number of combatants and trample her, but even if that might fl...
5 months ago 2,738 Words 2 Likes 181 Views -
The Giant Slayer
Chapter 49 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee finally used the sword she had forged. The people around witnessed the young redhead, previously recognized as a symbol of humiliation, wield her sword with strength and precision as she advanced on a man in a suit who appeared larger and stronger than her, dodging a blow h...
5 months ago 369 Words 4 Likes 234 Views -
The illogical thing to do
Chapter 48 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee ran outside, leaving the ice giants and the confused crowd that had gathered behind. Outside, she saw clouds rapidly forming; a strange roar seemed to be approaching. A few drops fell on the street, spaced out, seemingly harmless. "Moradin," the redhead said to her patron....
5 months ago 927 Words 3 Likes 246 Views -
The Greatest Sin
Chapter 47 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
"Now things are going to get serious!" thought Renee. The giants felt slightly threatened when they were located, but the presence of only one human confused them. The seven guarding the pickaxe user (who was struggling to keep it raised) quickly positioned themselves to defend...
6 months ago 986 Words 3 Likes 260 Views -
Meeting the Giants
Chapter 46 in Renee's Embarrassing Days
Renee crossed the streets at a speed fast enough to surprise anyone. Some children saw her running and excitedly told their parents later about a "Superheroine" who wore armor, had fiery hair, and ran faster than a car. They didn't believe them. Renee arrived at the location and...
6 months ago 740 Words 4 Likes 320 Views
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