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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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take antidepressants
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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shampoo bottles
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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long johnson
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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cat
- I write erotica because
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I am
- In conclusion, I am
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deranged
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Shinjuku (Waseda University)
Chapter 3 in Changing the Rules
It took little time to see tremendous change on the world stage. Universities, companies and organizations around the world began to hire white men to serve as glorified dildos for groups of Asian women. Josh and so many others could name their price. Out of all of the options,...
2 years ago 125 Words 19 Likes 6,017 Views -
Blowjob (interrupted)
Chapter 5 in Sex Club
Sitting naked in the cold room as she looked at me, I felt somewhat uncomfortable. My cock was flaccid, and all I could do is look into my doctor's eyes. "Don't worry fella, takes a while." I nodded. She put her hands on my legs. "Just think, the faster ya get hard for me, th...
2 years ago 310 Words 1 Likes 416 Views -
Alice sucks your cock
Chapter 12 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Lie on the floor, and relax" Alice says. "I'll take care of you" You lie down on the cold, cement floor. You feel Alice's hands unbutton your pants, slightly pulling them down. You feel the cold, German air on your cock for a moment, before being engulfed in wetness. Her lips,...
2 years ago 349 Words 4 Likes 467 Views -
Raw Breeding Sex
Chapter 11 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Raw breeding sex. You're supposed to fuck me with no condom, riding me until I creampie you." She hardly raises an eyebrow. "Huh, really?" You can't believe she's bought it. She puts a tiktok on her phone as she pulls down her pants and panties. Her full attention is on the vi...
2 years ago 441 Words 13 Likes 675 Views -
Bob Bloefeld, on my way to a weird party
Chapter 2 in Cyberspunk: Do Androids dream of electric cocks?
"Get away from me", you say. "I'm on my way to a party." The invitation was sent only a few hours ago, and with it, $1000. Enough for a week's worth of groceries and more than enough to peak your interest. You examine it again. _My Dearest Bob,_ _It is with great pleasure that...
3 years ago 380 Words 0 Likes 333 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Cyberspunk: Do Androids dream of electric cocks?
There was a time when people looked at future generations with envy. A soviet time capsule contained a letter to the comrades of future, with the expectation that communism would be constructed, that the Soviet people would be communicating with alien civilizations. To them, huma...
3 years ago 263 Words 4 Likes 1,074 Views -
She makes Mark jack off and gives instructions
Chapter 4 in Sex Club
"Masturbate for me." I felt immediate disappointment. Not even a handjob? She did say that she would fuck me eventually. Was that a joke? I grasped my penis, slowly sliding my hand up and down. This was uncomfortable. Still, I couldn't deny the sexiness of this doctor. Her lar...
3 years ago 353 Words 2 Likes 667 Views -
Gold Experience Requiem but for sex instead of killing
Chapter 31 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Gold Experience Requiem but for sex instead of killing." "Hmm. Explain" the woman says. "Okay, so in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, there's a stand called Gold Experience Requiem, and when it's used the villain is basically killed forever. He keeps getting killed infinite times in...
3 years ago 137 Words 3 Likes 577 Views -
Dirty talk
Chapter 8 in 5/Day 1/Month
"Dirty talk" you say, grinning. Doctor Hill looks embarassed and rolls her eyes. It's the most emotive you've seen her. "Very well. What exact kind of dirty talk are you asking for, Mr. {last\_name}?"
3 years ago 33 Words 7 Likes 791 Views -
An elf
Chapter 4 in 5/Day 1/Month
To your surprise, an elf greets you at the door. Tall, lithe, and thin, with light green skin, pointy ears and platinum blonde hair. "Did I get brain damage?" you say out loud. Sheila looks at you. "It's possible. Why?" Sheila bends over to examine you. You get another view o...
3 years ago 393 Words 9 Likes 1,641 Views -
Yes
Chapter 3 in Sex Club
"Yeah, I like girls." "And what about women? Ya like older women?" I smiled. Was this really going to happen? "Yes." "Ah, don't be sheepish now. I'll be taking a good look at your cock, checking your stimulation and your refraction period." "Are-are we going to fuck?" "Even...
3 years ago 165 Words 7 Likes 1,018 Views -
Head to the Penis Inspection
Chapter 2 in Sex Club
I called the number. It looked like I could make an appointment in the same day. Driving through the rainy city, I found a parking spot that cost less than 10$ an hour. I was ten minutes late. Rain soaked my hair as I walked into the small medical clinic. The other chairs were e...
3 years ago 389 Words 5 Likes 1,250 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in Sex Club
I sighed, looking up at the same ceiling I had been for months. Was I actually making progress, or fattening the pockets of therapists and manufacturers? "I just don't know. I feel so fucking lonely all the time since I've moved here. Not that I had much luck making friends...
3 years ago 317 Words 4 Likes 2,357 Views -
Touch ourselves
Chapter 11 in 5/Day 1/Month
This seems like the most consensual option. "Let's touch ourselves." You say. You see a hint of relief in her eyes as she puts her hand down her skirt. She moves it. You have no idea if she's actually touching herself. "That's it" you say, as you begin rubbing your cock. You fe...
3 years ago 239 Words 2 Likes 959 Views -
Mutual Masturbation
Chapter 10 in 5/Day 1/Month
Madeline put her hands in her skirt. You couldn't tell if she was actually touching herself, but she let out a big moan. She spoke in a sultry voice, and bent over to your level. You noticed how tight her blouse was, even if her tits were not the largest. There was something alm...
3 years ago 171 Words 4 Likes 1,191 Views -
Neck
Chapter 3 in One Shots
Gergilius took one step, and with all his might he thrust his pike into the dragon's neck. The once still semidragon thrashed and shrieked in pain. Gergilius tried to hold on to the pike with both hands, but the beast was too strong. He was pulled upwards and dropped as the semi...
3 years ago 101 Words 1 Likes 282 Views -
Tower Girls
Chapter 2 in One Shots
Gergilius grasped his pike with both hands. In front of him was Vokmoth the Quick, sleeping on a hoard of jewels and coins. Gergilius had heard many tales of the black-green skinned six-legged semi-dragon. If he did this right, it would be the last. He stepped slowly, carefully...
3 years ago 242 Words 1 Likes 419 Views -
Try to offer solutions
Chapter 9 in 5/Day 1/Month
"We could fake it." "Every session needs to be recorded. Otherwise I'm breaking contract." Shit. "We could just, not do it?" "and what, you'll die and I'll lose my job." You feel trapped. "No. We just have to do it, and get through it" she says, wiping her eyes on her blous...
3 years ago 254 Words 4 Likes 1,278 Views -
You arrive there.
Chapter 8 in 5/Day 1/Month
The drive was awkward. She seemed very nervous. Was this really a good career choice for her? Perhaps the company just went with the cheapest option. She finally parks. She stays still, her hands still on the wheel. Her body tenses, as if she's a deer that's noticed a preying co...
3 years ago 230 Words 5 Likes 1,403 Views -
Sayoko, Kallen, Shirley, Sayoko, C.C.
Chapter 12 in Attack on Titan Harem Generator
As soon as you finish rolling up the girls, something strange happens. You awaken in a different room, which is both Victorian and futuristic. "Bwah" you say, looking down at your body, which is much thinner and taller. Have you become a CLAMP designed character? The d...
3 years ago 383 Words 0 Likes 310 Views
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