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Ask the bum for directions

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 2 in Lost in the Hood

She knew it was a shot in the dark but she felt she had no other option. She approached the homeless man nervously. As she got near she noticed that he was not only rocking but also muttering to himself. "Excuse me sir" His head snapped around at the sound of her voice. The had...

4 years ago 335 Words 9 Likes 2,222 Views
Hit him

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 3 in Lost in the Hood

"What, we just met?!" She said "It doesn't matter. Haven't you heard of love at first sight?" This guy clearly couldn't be reasoned with so she decided to resort to straight away whilst both his hands were still occupied. She jammed hee fist into his nose with all her...

8 years ago 417 Words 11 Likes 2,053 Views

hobo crazy guy
Introduction

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 1 in Lost in the Hood

She jolted awake at the sound of an unfriendly voice. “Last stop sleepyhead” The bus driver gestured behind himself. “Off” Flustered, she gathered her belongings and made for the exit, followed toe to heel by her human alarm clock. “W-where are we?” she asked as he ushered her...

8 years ago 259 Words 8 Likes 4,030 Views
Bikini

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 5 in Head of the House

He's holding your blue bikini. You hadn't worn it in years and it was now much to small for you. "I have such happy memories seeing you in this bikini, I'm so glad you still have it!" He says as he passes it over to you. You give him a menacing look and start heading towards the...

8 years ago 273 Words 5 Likes 2,654 Views
Beg him

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 4 in Head of the House

"This isn't funny Billy, would you please stop the upload!" you plead with him but he is unsympathetic. "I don't know, I wouldn't want to strain my fingers typing in the password" he replies You get on you knees clasp your hands together in desperation "Please Billy, I'll do a...

8 years ago 124 Words 3 Likes 2,980 Views
Adjust your shirt to hide your cleavage

by JRRTolkien

Chapter 3 in Head of the House

You decide not to embarrass him by calling him out. You think to yourself 'Hopefully he will mature and become less creepy creepy eventually' as you pull up the top of your tank top to hide your cleavage. "Just don't wreck the house and tidy up after your - " you begin before he...

9 years ago 346 Words 8 Likes 4,448 Views