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Camping Day 0: The Girls Who Split Off

by Icantwrite

Chapter 15 in Harem Hotel

Not wanting to hear the lecture Mr Philips was sure to give, Heather snuck off past the bags. No one stopped her. She didn’t need to pitch her tent; the rest would take care of that, or at least William would out of self-interest. She headed to the canteen to check the board. -...

Day 0: A boy and his fire elemental

by Icantwrite

Chapter 14 in Harem Hotel

Chris was the first to react to the elf leaving and headed to the bags. “Let’s check the bags and then pitch the tents” Looking into the bag, he found a knife, a hammer, an axe, hempen rope, a flask filled with water, a smartphone, and a flint and steel. “At least they prepared a...

Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 3 Beth, Missy, Jessie and polls

by Icantwrite

Chapter 13 in Harem Hotel

“Becky’s transformations were just as much a nail-biter as Williams. From the bean-counting rock, we know that both races were tight. Both the integrated, which he got recent info on, and the external poll. Interesting difference, folks, ‘Piggy needs..’ has one more vote in the e...

Back to the main show

by Icantwrite

Chapter 12 in Harem Hotel

Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 2 Heather, Ryan, William

by Icantwrite

Chapter 12 in Harem Hotel

“Next up, we have our resident real estate developer. Master is lucky, you got the one he actually wanted, ‘Plumage makes the bird’, in both of our polls. However, our runner-up is ‘Who is the boss’. Better luck next week. So that will mean provocative outfits for the rest of you...

Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 1 Sollutions and Master

by Icantwrite

Chapter 11 in Harem Hotel

Syl walked up to the cast who had been frozen since the last time and looked at the camera. “Hello, ladies, gentlemen, gentlewomen, lads, lassos and anything in between. As you may have noticed, we had to re-edit last week's episode to fix polling issues. Still, a significant por...

Transformations before the first round

by Icantwrite

Chapter 10 in Harem Hotel

**Author's note:** Sorry, the native poll will only return the top result based on feedback. Please fill in the Strawpolls. - - - - - - “Hello, ladies, gentlemen, gentlewomen, lads, lassos and anything in between. I hope you could get through the dry bookkeeping that is the rul...

Behind-the-scenes: : Polling issues

by Icantwrite

Chapter 11 in Harem Hotel

Syl pulled out a phone and read a message in panic. {chat Producer} Hey, those polls aren’t working properly. Get it fixed ASAP. {endchat} She froze time and shouted angrily. “Albert!!!! The polls are broken.” As she waited for the male gnome to show up, she started to look f...

The Rules of our camping experience.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 9 in Harem Hotel

“Well, I will start by explaining the structure of our game show. All of our contestants -those sitting in the camping chairs- will be competing for your place in the Master's harem. There are two possible outcomes. First, you score 100 victory points or VP. You retain your free...

Childhood Crush, who was sent to a military academy.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 8 in Harem Hotel

Jessie rose from their slumber. They walked over to a dresser, grabbed a binder, and compressed their small chest to make it non-existent. Jessie got dressed in a shirt, a black leather jacket with shoulder pads and loose trousers. Their outfit, with the huge muscles from keeping...

The childhood friend with a crush.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 6 in Harem Hotel

Becky stood up early in the morning. Her F-cup breasts flopped down as she moved out of bed. She got ready for work and headed to the call centre where she worked. Coffee machine, out of coffee, she wouldn’t like the taste anyway. She left after putting on a black skirt and a bla...

The Cheating Ex Missy

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Chapter 7 in Harem Hotel

Waking up late as usual, it was already two in the afternoon by the time Missy woke up. She started her “morning” routine by applying her makeup to look amazing, changing into one of the dresses. Afterwards, breakfast or lunch, not that she cared what anyone called it. Determined...

The coach who stole his ex.

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Chapter 5 in Harem Hotel

William woke up, getting dressed in a loose, flowy, sleeveless shirt that doesn’t hide his arms, his chest or his back, but makes sure to hide his belly. He had been self-aware of his lack of abs but knew damm well that some fat was necessary to lead a healthy life. He has always...

Christopher Philips (Chris), 32-year-old Ecologist. Harem Hotel Goes Camping.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 2 in Harem Hotel

In a forest, a man in long cargo pants tucks into his socks, seemingly wandering aimlessly. He blindly throws a square made out of the thinnest PVC piping and elbows. *That will be my sampling location,* he thinks. He looks at where it landed and starts whacking his dragnet acros...

The colleague and co-owner of the company.

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Chapter 4 in Harem Hotel

A man in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts is looking over a spreadsheet and a written report. “Man, Chris knows how to find things. That also means a lot of work for me as well. Luckily, he is also good at flagging when there are species from our list of interest on there.” Ryan Robe...

Rich Property Developer

by Icantwrite

Chapter 3 in Harem Hotel

A woman wanders into an office with a large stack of papers. The office is decorated with several large mock-ups of possible housing developments and a few of the resorts. It smells of fresh coffee as she enters and cheerfully says, “Miss Jackson, here are the reports you asked a...

class.... Ohh nope nope nope! Acceptence?!?!

by Icantwrite

Chapter 54 in QuestMaster

I decide to select the class option. If it is a Class evolution of some sort. ***Warning: class will update the abilities and limitations of the target. Class will remain after future evolutions. Do you want to continue? Yes/No*** I panic and select no,...

Back to Roos and what she wanted at the door.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 54 in QuestMaster

Back to Roos for a conversation about her sexual proclivities.

by Icantwrite

Chapter 53 in QuestMaster

(Roos POV) I feel awkward. I have no idea which of these quests is from Pieter, but it seems like they are complementary. "Hey, I am here to help Anne remember stuff," I say, blushing as Pieter greets me. Why does this suddenly happen? This never used to happen. "Did the quest...

Intermetzo: Developer emergency confrerence 1

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Chapter 53 in QuestMaster

Somewhere not quite in reality, but adjacent to a reality where Pieter chose Madelon as his first target. "Good afternoon, everyone. Luckily, this meeting was only moved up by \*garbled noise\*. However, this current reality is in a bit of a pickle. We never planned for permanen...