Garf

Really Experienced

Garf was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Third rock from the Sun

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: -

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: -

My favorite word for "penis" is: -

My favorite word for "vagina" is: -

I write erotica because: if you want something done properly, you gotta do it yourself

In conclusion, I am: a pervert