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- The Fascist States of America
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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art - write other stuff
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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verbose sausage metaphor
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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- In conclusion, I am
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He/They, gay
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Your other neighbor, who needs some consoling
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
You pull the front door open, revealing a familiar face with a not so familiar morose expression. "Hi..." \*\*\* wip, not even sure where I was going with this chapter, Ross from Friends? \*\*\*
3 days ago 32 Words 0 Likes 42 Views -
Dionysus makes a play
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in One wish
"I would've hoped you had the sense to invite me in on the fun as well, Nephew." a voice booms off to the side. Standing in your bedroom doorway is a fair-skinned man, wrapped in an ornate cloth, though not for long, as he discards it to the floor all to reveal his masculine fram...
3 days ago 186 Words 0 Likes 35 Views -
Feisty sleepwalker
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in One wish
"If you're really asleep, I don't suppose you want to hump my brains out?" \*\*\* this chapter was published mid-wip, I'll write some extra context but don't expect chapter to be at all finished beyond this point \*\*\* Somewhere deep in Hugh's subconscious, your words resonate...
3 days ago 249 Words 1 Likes 58 Views -
Your neighbor, who wants to get wasted
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"Yoooo!" It's your neighbor, Dixon, the rathe man you've shared countless moments with over a sixpack and chips, the former with which he appears clutching under his right arm. \*\*\* wip, published by accident incompletely \*\*\*
3 days ago 34 Words 1 Likes 55 Views -
Serendipitous Timeskip
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in One wish
The supernatural note that happened to pass you by was a couple weeks ago now. You'd almost put it out of your mind were the signs leading up to the big day any contrarian indication it was bunk. The signs, however, pointed to... maybe? You couldn't be sure. Always chickening ou...
4 days ago 311 Words 0 Likes 59 Views -
In the sky
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in One wish
Simply being "miles-high" felt like an understatement. You are thirty-thousand feet above land, which makes the prospect of having a piece of paper fly through the window of a pressurized aircraft all the more concerning. At take-off, you expected to have a spacious row of seats...
4 days ago 475 Words 0 Likes 38 Views -
Wet Dreams
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"Why don't you dream about something... erotic." At the risk of sounding dumb in front of your roommate, you have a faint impression that what you say to him would suddenly happen. It takes a couple seconds before you look down the bed, noticing a tent rising under the blankets....
4 days ago 68 Words 1 Likes 38 Views -
Hump Hugh
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"How 'bout you turn over so I can look at that nice ass of yours?" Hugh makes a discernible effort turning himself over underneath his blankets. You shuck the blankets to the floor, taking note that Hugh is already prepared for the occasion, sleeping commando.
4 days ago 45 Words 2 Likes 40 Views -
Inside the Precinct
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 8 in One wish
The main entrance is a lot more cleanly than you'd have guessed. A janitor on the roundabout passes you by as you approach the front desk, unsure of what to ask the man on the other side. Just a drop of and you'd have him bent over it, running your hands down his bulging...
4 days ago 114 Words 0 Likes 27 Views -
Well, play gay footsie with him
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in One wish
It's alright, you can keep your cool. Maybe you two just got off on the wrong *foot*. You walk forward, taking a seat across from the man. You want to try out your powers but can't find a good segue without being trampled. The man gives you a wicked look, conveying that he doesn...
4 days ago 264 Words 0 Likes 34 Views -
CO
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
Just as you make your rounds toward the man, the door to the outside swings open; it's your commanding officer! "TEN-HUT!" The Sargeant imitates your previous interaction. Every soldier who once had relaxed postures now lined up along the center of the room, providing an aisle f...
4 days ago 259 Words 3 Likes 45 Views -
To the Rec Hall
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in One wish
Your aloofness to the situation is commendable - or sufficient grounds for a discharge. You turn from the spent man who still has some spunk left in him, leaving him to pick up the pieces of both your actions - and the excess cum that escaped your mouth earlier. That display was...
4 days ago 203 Words 1 Likes 49 Views -
Ride 'em, cowboy!
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 4 in One wish
"I'm gonna ride your cock, Hugh..." you loudly exclaim, pulling your twitching cock out from his mouth, "...You don't mind, right?" You shuck Hugh's blanket to the floor, taking note that Hugh is already prepared for the occasion, sleeping commando, and a visible erection alread...
4 days ago 223 Words 1 Likes 64 Views -
Hell Yeah! [Riley's Perspective]
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 5 in Sexual Privilege
You wanted him. So very badly, but every second {first\_name} hesitated felt like each grain of that hour glass were opinions forming against. How could he not know that he was free to fuck your untouched hole. {first\_name} looks at himself in the mirror every single day and eve...
3 months ago 822 Words 5 Likes 564 Views -
A Homoerotic Supervillain
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
"Down, Clark!" A man is yanked back by his leash, pulled to the floor he is gestured to sit by a silver hand. "My apologies, sir. My pet is still in training." He speaks referring to the full-grown man by his side, adorned in nothing but a pastel blue harness, with leash to ma...
8 months ago 367 Words 9 Likes 995 Views -
Homophobes - Gay Field - Unaware
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 2 in Sexual Privilege
Homophobes: Anyone who thinks, believes, or expresses their derogatory prejudices about anyone under the LGBTQ+ umbrella will be affected by this privilege, and susceptible to the whims of our protagonist. Gay Field: Proximity to the protagonist unwittingly causes bigots t...
8 months ago 171 Words 11 Likes 1,695 Views -
First-hand accounts at the Gym
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
A sigh of fresh air streams through the front entrance. Everybody's a little tired, even the ones just arriving. A newcomer sidles by the desk expecting his signature on the form to fill out, but it's all gone digital now. And there's Marge on the treadmills working off yesterday...
8 months ago 672 Words 3 Likes 1,136 Views -
ohmygod, They were roommates (M/M)
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
Emmanuel sat on the couch with his girlfriend. All gooey and romantic-like, with arms wrapped around each other's craning necks; the couple's cuddle™. For roommates, they were pretty tame. Colette's lithe figure apprises her nature to not occupying too much of the apartment. Sinc...
1 year ago 636 Words 12 Likes 1,545 Views -
TV Evening
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 6 in Sexual Privilege
You didn't even get dressed after your interaction with Riley, putting a bare ass to his lap as you eat dinner. These moments once shared with tension now gave way to the free reign of your, admittedly, one-track imagination. You could see yourself in the near future, instead of...
1 year ago 1,170 Words 24 Likes 3,658 Views -
Davie's Day Off (M/M)
by DrunkPigeon
Chapter 3 in Sexual Privilege
I was cordially invited. Of course, saying it like that brings the image that this was a fancy dinner party, or that my non-existent child was being held hostage by a billionaire megalomaniac and would be sold into chattel slavery if I could not attend. _\*Ahem\*_ It was a g...
2 years ago 2,042 Words 11 Likes 6,871 Views
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