Cretan_Bull14

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Member since Jun 30, 2014

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Gender: Male

Birthday: November 30, 1980

Location: Greece

Homepage: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: read it

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: write it

My favorite word for "penis" is: one-eyed cat

My favorite word for "vagina" is: seafood store

I write erotica because: it's fun

In conclusion, I am: pissed off, but it's better than being pissed on :P