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Chapter 13 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You settle into your Throne, a cruel smile spreading across your face as you contemplate your would-be assassin's fate. Meanwhile, your hand subconsciously moves from your stubbled chin down to your cock, idly stroking its length of it as you ponder the possibilities for the capt...
2 months ago 2,203 Words 7 Likes 304 Views -
Arrive at the Winter Palace!
Chapter 34 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The rest of your journey to the Winter Palace proves uneventful, the full garrison of soldiers surrounding your caravan making for a powerful deterrent against any petty roadside bandits. The "souvenirs" of your journey, Velanna and Captain Rylock stumble behind your carriage in...
2 months ago 1,587 Words 13 Likes 257 Views -
Start your morning with a blowjob!
Chapter 33 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The morning sun bleeds through the canvas of your tent, assaulting your sleep-crusted eyelids with its blinding light until you're pulled from your deep, snoring slumber. You let out a grunt, shifting your massive weight, the sheets beneath you still damp with sweat and scented o...
3 months ago 2,069 Words 10 Likes 435 Views -
Enter the tent!
Chapter 32 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You wander into your private tent, your massive prick leading the charge like a siege weapon breaching the gates of a conquered city as you burst through the heavy canvas flaps. The transition from the outside is stark and immediate; the smell of smoky campfire, cheap ale, and f...
4 months ago 1,754 Words 6 Likes 471 Views -
Wine and Cheese
Chapter 41 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You and Vivienne stroll arm-in-arm through the winding halls of the Winter Palace, the enchanter's slender arm looped delicately around your flabby one like a silk ribbon tied around a sweaty Bronto hock as you navigate the gilded labyrinth together. The contrast between you two...
4 months ago 2,275 Words 13 Likes 430 Views -
Oh, it's just Sera.
Chapter 30 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Suddenly, the figure comes tumbling through the pantry door, obscured by a thick fog of baking flour and powdered sugar. It takes a moment for the dense clouds to dissipate before you can finally make out Sera lying face down on the stone floor. With a dazed, aching groan, the el...
6 months ago 1,806 Words 4 Likes 329 Views -
Interrupt a romantic candlelit dinner.
Chapter 14 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The heavy wooden doors of the Herald's Rest swing inward as you stride into the tavern, the cacophony of drunken revelry washing over you like a tidal wave on the Waking Sea. Skyhold's favorite fuck den is as lively as ever as soldiers spill drink and spunk in near equal measure,...
6 months ago 3,353 Words 14 Likes 557 Views -
To the War Room!
Chapter 21 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
With Harding in tow, you lumber out of your chambers and begin the long trek towards the War Room for your meeting. You stroll the hallways of Skyhold, your cock swinging freely between your thighs as Harding trots faithfully beside you, her cheeks flushing red as she tries to i...
7 months ago 2,352 Words 10 Likes 425 Views -
Let's explore the camp!
Chapter 31 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The scene unfolds before you as you stroll through the burgeoning campsite. Josephine supervises the gaggle of soldiers tasked with unloading your luggage, their faces contorting and backs bowing under the sheer weight of your belongings, while your ambassador keeps everything ac...
10 months ago 1,650 Words 11 Likes 519 Views -
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Divine Victoria (Cassandra)
Chapter 59 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You wander through the opulence of the Winter Palace on your way to meet one of the principals of this Exalted Council, Divine Victoria, or, as you knew her back in the Inquisition, Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast. Truthfully, Cassandra was never your first choice to become the next...
1 year ago 3,641 Words 13 Likes 705 Views -
Breakfast and a blowjob!
Chapter 20 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You tuck into your greasy breakfast, enjoying the salty crunch of hot bacon with one hand while the other absentmindedly strokes Harding's ginger hair while she bobs away on your spit-covered lap. The eager little dwarf's mouth feels heavenly, the perfect compliment to the most i...
1 year ago 910 Words 12 Likes 760 Views -
Fuck the Empress in front of her own subjects!
Chapter 51 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Handing the warm vial of enchanted cum over to Leliana for safekeeping, you quickly turn your attention back to Celene. You smirk sadistically at the sight of once-proud Empress lying in a puddle of her own subject's spunk, her splayed body spasming with pleasure at the center o...
1 year ago 1,232 Words 12 Likes 711 Views -
Dorian and Mother Giselle!
Chapter 6 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The climb up the winding stairs is unremarkable until you reach the landing, where you soon discover a heated exchange between Dorian and Mother Giselle that's impossible to ignore. Dorian, his usually charming composure slightly ruffled, wears an expression of thinly veiled exas...
1 year ago 1,439 Words 11 Likes 847 Views -
Visit the Mage's Tower.
Chapter 5 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Finished with your lunch, you stroll through the halls with no real destination in mind. The beauty of your Throne's magic turning Skyhold into your own personal playground is you're never more than a few steps away from your next blowjob. On your way through the main hall, you...
1 year ago 459 Words 10 Likes 924 Views -
Sit in Judgement!
Chapter 11 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
"Your Worship, there are prisoners awaiting your judgment." Josephine dutifully informs you, consulting her trusty ledger. To her credit, your ambassador always tried to maintain the illusion of a schedule even when your perverted distractions made keeping to a tightly-crafted i...
1 year ago 1,385 Words 17 Likes 744 Views -
Scout Harding!
Chapter 19 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
As your guards escort the dejected Morrigan out of your chambers, you begin to consider your choices for her replacement. You may have, in fact, relieved the witch of her cocksleeve duties prematurely as you tend to think clearest with a mouth wrapped around your cock but you're...
1 year ago 1,338 Words 17 Likes 798 Views -
Get dressed for the ball!
Chapter 40 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
Your meeting with Briala concluded, you pull the elf in for a kiss. A kiss to your cock, of course, not her cum-stained lips. Bidding the spunk-drenched elf goodbye, you both make a promise to reconvene later in the evening, hopefully for another round of her gagging on your coc...
1 year ago 1,731 Words 11 Likes 715 Views -
Velanna is (mostly) innocent.
Chapter 30 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
You raise your bare ass from the tree stump serving as your temporary seat of judgement and stand over the two women, your cock still slick with Knight-Captain Rylock and Velanna's combined spit as you casually stroke yourself in their faces. The silence in the clearing is palpab...
1 year ago 1,381 Words 12 Likes 678 Views -
Rough roads ahead!
Chapter 32 in Dragon Age: The Blowjob Throne
The phrase "time flies when you're having fun" rings true as the next few hours pass you by quickly. By now, you've left Skyhold and the Frostbacks far behind, the snow-capped peaks that once dominated the view from your carriage windows now fully replaced by miles and miles of g...
1 year ago 2,019 Words 21 Likes 737 Views
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