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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read, watch movies, play vidya, masturbate. Y'know, the usual.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Mostly Sci-Fi and Fantasy with the occasional novel
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Dick or Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Pussy
- I write erotica because
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It's all the same bullshit: a whole lotta porn with no plot or interesting characters. I wanna shake up the status quo.
- In conclusion, I am
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Actually, it was pretty easy once he found her trail.
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 5 in Sex Note
Mario rushed through the castle at a pace that could conservatively be called a “hustle”: Not fast enough to seem as though he were in a hurry (which he was), but not exactly slow enough to be called a “walk” either. If any of the Toads saw him, they’d probably just determine tha...
3 years ago 1,373 Words 4 Likes 700 Views -
Princess Peach Toadstool, Monarch of the Mushroom Kingdom and Blue-Baller Extraordinaire
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 4 in Sex Note
If Mario was going to start with anyone, it was going to be the person responsible for all of his adventures to begin with: Princess Peach Toadstool. Mario tapped butt of his pen on the Note as he thought of the perfect entry. The rules stated that complex entries were possible,...
3 years ago 742 Words 4 Likes 969 Views -
Mario Jumpman, Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and Lover of “Cake”
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 3 in Sex Note
Mario eyed the bright pink notebook he had found in Peach Gardens with some suspicion. The words “Grimoire Fantasia” was embossed on its cover in glittery, flowing script. He had already taken a peek inside at the rules printed in silver ink on the first pastel pink page. Printed...
3 years ago 855 Words 8 Likes 996 Views -
Vidyaland, the Shared Video Game Universe
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 2 in Sex Note
Here, all video game original characters and settings share a single universe, continuity be damned! Here, Mario Jumpman, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, Cloud Strife, Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Kratos, and many, many more all existed at...
3 years ago 136 Words 8 Likes 2,165 Views -
An old noble from the Flower Kingdom
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 40 in Tome of Fantasies
Mario whipped around to see a man in a red military coat come marching down the red carpet, a livid expression on his face. If it weren’t for his pale skin and blue hair, he’d pass for an Earthling, a rare trait in this world. “Admiral Belladonna,” Peach said coolly, “The Crown...
3 years ago 871 Words 2 Likes 182 Views -
The Queenly Attire of Peach Toadstool
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 39 in Tome of Fantasies
As Queen Toadstool came strutting into the Audience Chamber in her red stiletto heels, Mario could feel himself falling in love with her all over again, or was that lust? It seemed as though in lieu of simply dressing her up in her usual attire, her fashion designers had scraped...
3 years ago 1,128 Words 2 Likes 258 Views -
The Toad Tea Banquet
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 38 in Tome of Fantasies
Mario made his way through the Castle to the Audience Chamber and was instantly wowed. You never would have thought that just under twenty-four hours ago there was a loud and messy orgy in this room. All traces of the event had been scrubbed from the myriad surfaces of the room a...
3 years ago 1,053 Words 2 Likes 198 Views -
Of course he does! What story do you think you’re reading?
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 37 in Tome of Fantasies
“Alright,” Mario agreed, “But that maid outfit stays on.” A look of doubt and panic flashed across Toadette’s face, but then she nodded, “Just don’t get it dirty. If I come back from my break with my uniform covered in cum, that’s going to be hard to explain.” She then walked o...
3 years ago 2,665 Words 2 Likes 243 Views -
The Plumber and the Maid
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 36 in Tome of Fantasies
No sooner had Mario unlocked the door and placed his hand on the doorknob to let himself did a hidden panel in the back corner of the room open up and out popped a Toadette maid carrying a large red canvas bag. Their eyes met. “Oh!” the Toadette squeaked, “M-m-m-m-m-m-master M-m...
3 years ago 1,104 Words 2 Likes 244 Views -
Might as well address what’s on her mind right away.
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 35 in Tome of Fantasies
> **Author's Note: Sorry for the lack of updates this past week. Real life hit pretty hard last weekend, but I'll spare y'all the details. To make up for the lack of content, today is a special triple update day. Enjoy!** After telling the others that he’d catch up with them soo...
3 years ago 1,061 Words 2 Likes 205 Views -
A surprise gift
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 34 in Tome of Fantasies
“You got a Grimoire Fantasia of your own, right?” Mario asked, “Write down an encounter you’d think I’d like in it and don’t tell me what it is.” “You want a sex goddess to write you a surprise sexual encounter as an apology?” Vide mulled it over, “How do you know I just won’t g...
3 years ago 1,429 Words 2 Likes 245 Views -
Return to Toad Town
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 33 in Tome of Fantasies
Mario fought off another wave of nausea as he and the twins returned to Merlon’s home. What was it about their transportation spells that made him so dizzy? “Ah, welcome back, you three?” Merlon smiled, “Make any progress?” “Better than that, we had a full-on breakthrough!” Mer...
3 years ago 1,133 Words 2 Likes 228 Views -
A disruption in the hallway
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 32 in Tome of Fantasies
As much as Mario would like to have yet another round with these two, he had to be getting on with his day, and there was always later. Hopefully next time he could bring up an explanation for how he was shooting blanks so that they’d let him use their tight pussies. On his way...
3 years ago 1,057 Words 2 Likes 257 Views -
Clean up
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 31 in Tome of Fantasies
Once the panic was over, the three of them lay in the bed for a few minutes. The twins laid on their sides, snuggled up to Mario while he lay on his back, arms under each of their heads. Mama mia, he thought, I could get used to this. Merlee was playing with his chest hair while...
3 years ago 1,139 Words 2 Likes 305 Views -
Just a little bit of riding. [Content Warning]
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 30 in Tome of Fantasies
**Content Warning: Even More Twincest** “Oooh,” Merlee groaned, “I’m not sure if I can handle a third round!” “Sure you can, and I’ll tell you what, I’ll perform what I mentioned earlier while you sit on his other end.” “What are you…?” Mario started, but then saw Merluvlee, s...
3 years ago 1,794 Words 2 Likes 384 Views -
At the end of the day, Mario is most definitely a cake man. [Content Warning]
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 29 in Tome of Fantasies
**Content Warning: Continued Twincest** “Have you ladies ever heard of layer cake?” Mario asked. “I’m assuming you don’t mean the dessert,” Merlee replied. “Hold on, I think I know,” Merluvlee grabbed her sister’s wrist and her over to the bed, “Take off your dress and la...
3 years ago 684 Words 3 Likes 1,216 Views -
A small break so Merlee can recover
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 28 in Tome of Fantasies
Mario sat awkwardly on the love seat, cradling a glass of water in his hands that he had not yet drank from. What had just happened back there? One moment, he was in control and everything was fine, the next he was Merlee with his dick and emptying his load down her throa...
3 years ago 1,117 Words 2 Likes 342 Views -
A little slow at first [Content Warning]
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 27 in Tome of Fantasies
**Content Warning: Scene includes twincest.** The shamans were still for quite some time, as though their minds had hitched and had become frozen in the moment. Mario figured he’d be standing here all day if he didn’t break the ice, “So what now?” They both jumped like an elect...
3 years ago 1,998 Words 2 Likes 420 Views -
Might as well
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 26 in Tome of Fantasies
“Well, if you have to, I guess I don’t have much choice,” Mario shrugged. “Excellent,” Merluvee replied, moving in closer, “It’s a shame that you’re in a hurry. Shaving this off manually would make for some nice foreplay.” She then stopped just in front of him and seemed to stru...
3 years ago 517 Words 2 Likes 307 Views -
B00BTUB3 [Update]
by B00BTUB3
Chapter 2 in Kinktober 2022
**Hello, World**; It's everyone's favorite erotic fiction android writer, B00BTUB3! Crafted in the image of her creator's idea of physical perfection (if you ignore the object head, they ran out of cash), B00BTUB3's sole purpose is to write erotic fiction in their stead and ther...
3 years ago 349 Words 4 Likes 3,097 Views
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