The chaotic adventure of Super Mario Bros

(Before we begin, I'll clarify that there's only one canon route; the others are bad endings that you can see and enjoy. I'll include a clarification explaining which route is canon. Of course, you can also create your own routes, endings, or continue existing endings.)

In a beautiful meadow in the Mushroom Kingdom, the heroine Maria rested on the grass.

"That's life. I hope that idiot Bowser doesn't cause any trouble today," she said, half asleep since her cap covered her face. After all, she'd had enough trouble with Bowser lately.

But almost as if it were a message from fate, a huge explosion occurred near Peach's castle.

"You've got to be kidding me! That turtle can't stay still for five minutes!" she exclaimed, incredibly annoyed by the announcement of the battle. So she grabbed her cap and ran toward the castle.

BOOM!

BOOM!

"Hahaha, come on, Princess, I know you love me deep down," said the Koopa King, the giant dragon turtle Bowser, as he hoisted Peach onto his shoulders.

"Let me go, you damn brute! When Maria comes, she'll give you the beating of your life!" exclaimed Princess Peach furiously, throwing futile punches at Bowser's body, trying to break free.

After her last scream, the heroine appeared to save the princess, adopting a defensive stance and glaring at the Koopa. "Come on, Bowser, let go of the princess already, and I won't have to kick your butt!"

"Don't tell me, stupid heroine, what will you do without your items and powers? They're not here, so I'll defeat you easily," said the Koopa King arrogantly, smirking.