Chapters tagged parody

by El-E

Chapter 3

Deep between other books, you find "A Fuck Before Christmas". It is hand-wrought and delicately lettered. Taking it to the easy chair, you begin to read: _It was the night before Christmas,_ _I was alone in the house_ _Everyone was at mass:_ _Even my spouse. _ _ _ _I t...

by El-E

Chapter 4

_Brunette and Blonde,_ _Redhead have I fucked,_ _And the fatty and the hotwife_ _(whose husband I cucked)_ __ _I've even done Rudolph,_ _Who cock I have sucked,_ _Bending over for him then_ _Letting my fat Santa ass get fucked."_ __ _Then the old sprite turned_ _Looked...

by El-E

Chapter 6

_"No way, sir," I said,_ _to Santa in his sleigh._ _"I am not queer-_ _No offense to all those here."_ __ _But the old man laughed,_ _Reached out and gripped me,_ _Into the sled he held and lift me,_ _Pressed tongue to mine-- and kissed me._ __ _"Do you dare reveal,"_...