Chapters tagged slapping

Dizzying dancefloor and downing drinks by triangletoast

Chapter 10

What the hell were people thinking when they wrote elevator music? Let's create the most bland uninspired song so that everybody will hate it equally? My finger tapped at the button for the top floor three more times. I knew it wouldn't make this damn thing go any faster, but it...

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