Anything for them Titties

Married to your high school sweetheart for your entire adult life. Never been with another woman. Never seen another pair of bare tits in person. Your wife is conservative and you’ve never done anything adventurous. It’s life and you’re just coasting through it. Then one Thanksgiving a new obsession takes hold of you.

You’re back in your parents’ house for the holiday. Your little brother and his new wife still glow from their honeymoon. Your brother is so uptight: you know he waited until marriage to have sex. His wife is barely a blip on your radar. Just another conservative woman in a conservative family. Another body is an already crowded house.

You ask your brother how the beach was.

He shows you pictures on his phone.

The clouds from the plane window.

The queen-sized bed with a towel folded like a swan.

Palm trees.

White sand.

Your sister-in-law in a bikini showing off her massive cannons.

“Whoops,” your brother quickly scrolls pass the pic to one with ocean waves.

Your mind freezes. You can’t even speak. You zone out. You question your whole life.

How did you not realize your little brother married a woman with huge tits? Even her loose clothes shouldn’t be able to hide those. Your own wife’s tits are mosquito bites in comparison. And she’s never wore a bikini. Never had a hint of cleavage.

You realize what your life has been missing: BIG TITS.

Maybe your brother’s wife isn’t just another conservative woman in the family. Your sister-in-law just became hottest woman in your life.

You have to see more. A split second on a phone screen wasn’t enough. You need to see them in person. No matter what awful things you have to do.

Luckily you’re sharing a crowded house with her for the weekend.