there is no bottom part of your paper gown

you look down, Ah yes the old missing the bottom of your outfit trick, JD is really going to get it this time, you jump back into bed,"I think I like the bed more"

Elliot thinks to herself, "god I really need to get myself a boyfriend", she says out loud "well your chart say you have a severe erection, I mean skin infection"

"Hmm, fortunately I think your prognoses is only half true" you think of her name elliot reed, and a light bulb goes off "are you elliot reed as in good friend of JD"

"Yes" she says to you, "great another cut guy that is a friend of JD, all my opportunities thown out the window"

you notice a perfect plan could be in store, what more embarassing then taking JD's former love interest and making her yours

"uh, doctor Reed" you ask hesitantly "I think your prognosis might be correct"

She comes running over, "ok where is the problem?"

You pull open the sheets