glory plans

Glory sat surrounded by her loyal minions in a mansion that was on the borders of Sunnydale. She had acquired the mansion from an old recluse, whom she had brain-sucked. This reduced him to a sniveling, brain-dead crazy old man to anyone outside of Glory and her subjects. It didn’t take her any time to set up the house the way she liked, and now would use it as a home base to get her **** on Buffy and her friends.

“Ugh,” Glory said, as she slammed her spiked heel clad foot down on one her minions that was doubling as a footrest. “I need the perfect plan to take down that slayer slut! I can’t just kill her. I need to take her down slowly. Destroy everything she stands for.”

“May I offer something, my goddess,” One of the bolder minions offered. He stepped forward and bowed. “What if we make her like you.”

“Pox, have you finally lost it?” Glory laughed, and rolled her eyes. Seeing that he was serious, she leaned forward. “Fine, explain.”

“Well, forgive me for being so bold, but what if we make her like you.” Pox explained. He knew that if Glory didn’t like her plan, it would probably end in his ****. “Again, forgive my boldness, but what if we made her vain, stuck up, and above all else, evil.”

“Vain, stuck up?” Glory yelled, and all of the minions scurried away in fear. “Pox, you have grown brave over the past year. Your idea is intriguing. Make Buffy a follower of me?”

“Yes, your worship,” Pox went on, “As she becomes more and more like you, she will alienate her friends and family. By the time that you are done changing her, then she will have nowhere else to turn. That is when you step in. and accept her as your own follower.”

Glory leaned back, and a wide smile spread over her face. “Pox, excellent plan! If it doesn’t work, I can always do something else. I would like a little company. You all are not exactly the best company to keep. I say I’ll do it! I think it’ll be frickin’ hilarious to warp the slayer away from slaying!”

“I’m glad that you like my plan, your majesty,” Pox said, bowed, and shuffled back into the rest of Glory’s minions.

“Yes, perfect!” Glory laughed, “She’ll grow so vain that slaying won’t mean anything to her. Her appearance will grow more and more slutty, that her friends won’t even know her anymore. As her skirts grow higher and higher, her level of bitchiness will also grow! Who knows, maybe the rest of her friends will be my loyal servants too!”

Glory rubbed her hands together, and an evil look came over her eyes. “Now, where to start?”