calling Mike

"Can you clear the table? I am going to slip into something more comfortable and then I will call Mike."
{if sub==1}"Yes, mistress" you say jokingly.
"Ha," Lisa smiles, "I finally get the respect I deserve."
And she walks away to change clothes.

{endif}While cleaning the table and putting the plates and glasses into the kitchen, you take out your phone.
What good is a locationapp if you don't use it? Lisa might not be worried. But knowing that her phone is not stolen, would certainly easy your mind.
You click on the "locate phone" button. And the app says it's retrieving the location. This takes way more time than you expect, but eventually, it's finished and shows you were Lisas phone is.
"That's weird. That's not Lisas office at all."

Just moments after the location of the phone popped up, Lisa walks into the kitchen. She's wearing a comfy pants and a t shirt. Even though it's just comfy clothes. she still looks nice in those.
"Can you lent me your phone for a second?" She asks.
"Ehm. Yes. Of course. But I've located your phone..."
"Oh, " She interrupts. "it's still in the office?"
"No. It wasn't."

"It wasn't?" you can't decide if Lisa is actually surprised or if she's acting.
"No." you pass her the phone with the locationapp showing.
"Oh. That's weird. A coworker must have taken it home then." she seems unfazed, "wait I'll call my phone."
She plugs in the USB earbuds and selects her own contact from your phone and calls it. The phone gets picked up. You can't hear what the other side is saying, but your wife responds.

"Hey this is Lisa."
"Ooooh hi Vic."
Vic must be a coworker.
"I left my phone at my desk and you saw it laying there at the end of your day and took it home to be safe."
She's not really asking, you think.
"You'll bring it tomorrow. Great. Thanks. Bye! See you tomorrow!" she hangs up and smiles at you. "Vic took my phone so it wouldn't be stolen."
She kisses you on the cheek and walks away with your phone while she starts calling Mike.

After a while she walks back into the same room as you, where you sat down behind your computer. She is still talking on the phone.
Lisa says "Yeah. John's here. Wait, I'll put you on speaker", while removing the earbuds.
She puts the phone on speaker-mode.
"John?" you hear the voice of Mike over the speaker "Are you there?"
"Yes." you answer, "Are you okay?"
"Ha. Sure man. One heart attack can't bring me down. I can leave the hospital tomorrow morning."
"So soon. That's great news. You're going to slow down a little?"
"I guess. a little. Doctors told me I need to eat more healthy. Exercise more. But I tell you.. i've been exercising lots. Especially with Sienna."
"Sienna?"
"The model I have been netflix and chilling" Mike boasts.
"You're on speaker. Lisa can hear you."
{if wife_activepast==1}"haha. Well, Lisa is allowed to know. She knows the ropes."
Lisa chimes in. "Really, Mike a twentysomething model? No wonder you got a heartattack."
"You know me. I have a thing for lovely girls that want to learn about live. You always said it would kill me. haha".
"Christ he is already making jokes", you think.
{if m1angry==1}"Besides, why were you calling me on Johns phone?" he laughs.
"Oh hush", says your wife. "I already told you I left it at work." and she continues, "we should meet up with you and this Sienna."
"Yes, we should. Lemme come back on this when I am back from this fucking hospital."{endif}{else}"Oh well. She's an adult."
Your wife rolls her eyes.{endif}
Mike continues, "Can you tell the guys at work I will return soon?"
{if coworkerlove==1}You immediately think about the guys at work. And especially of course Britney. "Sure, I'll tell Britney"{endif}
You pause a second "Yes. the guys. I will tell the guys".
"Great thanks. I need to go. Nurse is doing a round".
"Bye!" yells Lisa and you say bye as well.

Later that evening, you replay the conversation you had with your wife yesterday. You look up from your computer screen and look at Lisa.
"Honey, do you want to have some romance time?"
"Now?" She replies, "I am sorry honey. But I am too tired today. You know how flying always fucks up my rhythm. I'm finishing this episode and then I'll go to bed." She demonstratively lifts the tablet she's holding.
"Sure," you say disappointingly.