To the bedroom

"Ok. I'm just going to finish this," you say while you point at your screen, "and then I'll go to bed."
Lisa walks into the bedroom with the iPad in her hand.

As soon as she is in bed watching, you pick up your phone and check her phone's location again. You hear a voice in your head: "Vic. I don't know a Vic." You could call Lisa's phone again, but she would see that when she gets her phone back.

Instead, you look at your computer screen and wonder why the program is not doing exactly what you want it to do.

{if watchporn==false}You stare at the code, you debug it again. And after a while you realize what causes the error. For fuck sake, that was obvious. In hindsight. You restart the program and it finally works. "Now I'll just have to serialize the object, and I can write to the file", you ponder. However you check the clock and you realize it's way too late already. {else}You close visual code and open up a private browser. Within a couple of seconds you are searching spankbang for {if black==true}any good new interracial porn{elseif lesbian==true}any new lesbian porn{elseif}Britney's lookalike porn{endif}. Soon after, you reach a quick orgasm. You clean up and go to bed.{endif} Lisa is already sleeping.