Zonko's Joke Shop

You push through the crowd of students outside Zonko’s Joke Shop and step through the door. A small bell tinkles, but based on the number of customers in the shop, you doubt that anyone notices your entrance. You browse the shelves of the shop, trying to work out why you’ve been drawn in here. You look over a shelf of trick wands, then wander to a display of Stink Pellets and Dungbombs. As you walk deeper into the shop, your intuition tells you that you’re heading in the right direction.

You finally reach the back of the shop. This section is darker than the rest of the shop and one wall is covered with a black velvet curtain. Curious, you twitch aside the curtain, exposing a small door. A plaque beside it reads, ‘Restricted section. Staff and adult customers only’. You glance around and when you see that no one is looking at you, you pull open the door and step inside.

A narrow corridor runs on the other side with a number of rooms on either side. You look into the first one and see a second display room. This one is smaller and shabbier than the main shop. You step into the room and look around the shelves. As opposed to the harmless but annoying tricks that you could buy in the main store, the products in this room are for a much more specific purpose.

You browse a shelf with a number of bags of powder and pick up a bag labelled Endurance Powder. A small label in front of the bag explains its purpose and use. You read, fascinated, about how the powder can increase arousal and stamina in bed. The next shelf along is filled with a number of dildos, each a different size, shape, material and colour. You raise your eyebrows. Who knew Zonko’s sold this type of product?

You move back into the corridor and investigate the other rooms. Some of them are locked – possibly occupied – and the rest are just small, multi-purpose spaces with a bench and low lighting. One of the rooms looks identical to the others, but you have a good feeling about it. You step inside and close the door behind you.

You notice a small cupboard behind the door and look inside. There’s a few small bottles of lube and a pile of folded cloths to clean up once you’re done. You take out one of the bottles and put it on the bench. Then you strip out of your clothes and place them in the cupboard.

By now, your cock is hard with the anticipation of jerking off. You pour some lube into your hand and lean back as you slide it up and down your member. You moan as your arousal grows. You close your eyes and imagine someone fucking you. Your free hand moves to your ass and you begin to finger yourself.

“Psst”, you hear someone whisper, breaking through your fantasy. “Over here.”

You look around and see some movement against one of the walls. For the first time, you notice a hole in one of the walls. Looking around you, you see that there are a number of such holes around the room. You instantly realise what they’re for and you blush to imagine what you could see on the other side.

“Do you want to have some fun?” the voice says again.

It sounds familiar. You turn to find the hole you can use to identify who’s speaking to you. You’re distracted by a thick cock that pushes its way through one of the holes. You walk your way over to it, mesmerised by the member.

“You want to touch it.”

You’re no longer interested in identifying the stranger; instead, you want to explore his cock. It’s long and dark, with a prominent vein running down the side. A golden piercing adorns the head of the cock. Tentatively, you reach out to touch the member. You’re rewarded by a muffled moan from the other side of the wall. You begin to stroke the cock, your hand slipping over the skin due to the lube still on your fingers. The man on the other side of the wall shifts his position and his balls are pushed through the hole too.

By now, you’re nearly salivating as you play with the man’s cock. You’re so close that you can breathe in its scent. Your face is less than a centimetre away and you realise that you can’t resist it anymore. You open your mouth and begin to suck the cock. Another moan comes from the man as he cock slides into you.

You **** as the cock hits the back of your throat. You pull off for a moment to catch your breath and stroke the member as it grows even harder. You wrap your tongue around the cock, drawing out a low groan. Then, you move down to his balls. You take each one in your mouth and suck them in turn, savouring the feeling and taste of them.

You move back, meaning to resume sucking the man’s cock, but before you can, he pulls away from the hole. You’re disappointed that you can’t taste his cock again.

“Show me your ass”, the man says.

You turn around and press your ass against the wall. You feel fingers push through the hole and touch your ass, sliding between your ass cheeks as they explore. One finger slips into your hole, followed by a second. Now it’s your turn to moan.

Once your ass is ready, the fingers are pulled away and a larger object presses against your hole. You felt that massive cock in your hand and mouth, and now you’re going to feel it in your ass. You gulp in apprehension at the thought of the length and girth pushing into you, but you don’t have to imagine it for long. With a grunt, the man thrusts his hips forward and his cock enters you. Your moans mingle as the cock drives further into you.

You remain in place as you’re stretched wide and filled up. The cock feels so much bigger than it looked, but you’re reassured that the man is going slowly to get you used to his member. The man remains in place, letting you pull forward so that his cock slides out, then push back to stuff it back inside you.

For a few minutes, you do all the work. Soon, though, it’s clear that the man’s arousal is getting the best of him. He can feel that your ass can accommodate more, so he begins to thrust as well. You moan as the man’s cock presses against your prostate.

Finally, the man pulls his cock out of your ass. You understand his intention and drop to your knees in front of the hole again. The cock is thrust through and you grab it in one hand while the other moves to your own cock. You stroke both members at the same time, bringing both of you closer to the edge. The man makes one last moan and begins to cum. You open your mouth to catch his seed, but some jets of cum paint your face white. At the same time, you cum onto the floor.

When the man pulls his cock back out of the hole, you remain on your knee as you recover from your orgasm. You see flashes of movement as the man cleans himself up. Eventually, you hear the door close behind him. Slowly you get to your feet. Grabbing your wand, you make the cum on you and on the floor disappear, then get dressed.

The corridor outside the small room is deserted as you make your way back to the main store. When you open the small door separating the two halves of the shop and push aside the curtain, you bump into someone. He stumbles back. You recognise Lee Jordan.

“Harry!” Lee says.

You notice that he isn’t entirely pleased to see you here. You smile at him.

“What are you looking for back here?” you ask pleasantly.

Lee blushes and he drops his gaze from you. He mumbles something you don’t understand. You lean forward so that you can whisper in his ear.

“I just sucked the tastiest cock”, you whisper.

Lee’s eyes flick to your face. You see fear and arousal in his eyes. You smirk at him. Then, you walk past him. Maybe a snack from Honeydukes will suit this occasion.