Your brother’s

“Looks like you drew the short straw in your family,” your sister-in-law smiles, trying so hard not to laugh. The smugness on her face makes you take her eyes off her wet bra.

“It’s not that short,” you snap back. You’re basically average, and women love average it’s called evolution. If women loved big dicks, only big dicked men would be reproducing.

“Compared to your bother’s, your penis is very short,” her lips crack and her teeth join her smile. “The big brother got the little dick.”

“Now take off your bra. Show me your boobs like you agreed to.” You try to change the subject but she’s not done humiliating you.

“I don’t know if that dick deserves to see these boobs. I think there maybe a length requirement.” She calls out loudly to the plaza. “DOES ANYONE HAVE A TAPE MEASURE SO WE CAN CONFIRM THAT THIS GROWN MAN HAS A ITTY BITTY PENIS!?”

She’s enjoying herself immensely. “I wonder if your wife realizes how small your dick is. You’re the only man she’s ever been with, but she has to know that something isn’t right. Has she ever asked if it’s in when you’re having sex?”

Now you’re becoming self-conscious. Maybe you do have a little dick. You are now very aware that you are naked in public. People could walk by at any moment. You cover yourself with your hands.

“Ahh it’s so cute. You can hide your little weenie with one hand.”

“Take your bra off,” you command. You need a reward after all this punishment. Seeing those heavy tits will be worth it.

“Fine,” your sister-in-law says and reaches behind her to unclasp her bra.

“HEY! GET OUT OF THAT FOUNTAIN!”