You get called to the Police Station

“I can’t believe we forgot to set the booth to privacy settings,” you laughed as you and your group left the opera house. The second half of the opera had been amazing though you felt some parts dragged on with unnecessary boasting from the Klingon characters during the battle scenes.

“And I cannot believe that they didn’t turn it on until after we were done,” Aelita said while combing her fingers through her hair a little. Diana was helping her down the stairs this time. “I did enjoy the opera, maybe we can get a holoprogram to show the others.”

“I’m way ahead of you,” Gwen Tennyson replied as she dug into her purse. She eventually pulled out an isolinear rod. “I got the program from the gift shop while the six of you were…having fun.”

“Good thinking, I’m sure the others will like it.” You say as you turn on your PADD to start ordering a vehicle to the villa. You frown seeing some notifications. “Huh, I have thirty missed calls from Gogo, Laura, Suki, and others. I wonder what happened.” Aelita and the others also frowned and started checking their own phones and/or PADDs

“Yeah, they’ve been trying to reach us for awhile,” Kyoka stated while checking her messages. Your group read their messages at the same time.

“They all got what?!”

“Okay, hopefully everything is alright and we just have to pick them up,” you say to Starfire as the two of you enter the Nuvia Central Police Station. You had dropped off Aelita and the others at the villa to calm down and relax. “I can’t believe that so many of the girls got arrested on our first day here. I would think they would wait a day or three.”

“Friends Ahsoka, Gaige, and Katara were with Mariner,” Starfire pointed out to which you nodded at her point. You observe dozens of drunk and/or high individuals of a variety of species and shapes being sat down or escorted by uniformed officers. There were even more people in skimpy or party outfits talking to officers. There was a semi-long line of people leading up to the front desk where three officers were working hard to work through the line.

“What are you here for?” A tellarite asked you as you and Starfire got in line. The tellarite had some bruises and a cut shirt.

“Some of our friends got brought in for fighting, reckless racing, property damage, and stuff like that. Typical Riza stuff,” you explained with a shrug. “And how about you?”

“One of those ‘Riza Kidney Robbery’ experience people mistook me, Trem Ligigm, for another Tellarite then ran off when they realized the mistake,” the tellarite snorted with his pig-like snout.

“That’s a real thing?” You deadpanned as the line shifted forward slightly. You looked at Starfire as the two of you remembered the urban legend from StarFleet Academy about the man seduced by a Risian woman and then waking up missing a kidney.

“It is, I was on a date then I woke up with half a scar tattooed on me. The rats fled when they realized I wasn’t expecting it,” the tellarite grumbled. “They claimed it was supposed to be funny before I fell and lost them.”

“No telling the stupidity of some people, why would that service even exist? Bragging rights?” you frowned. You, Starfire, and Mr. Trem continued lambasting the idiots while getting to know each other. Apparently Mr. Trem was on Risa delivering organic and non-replicatible fruits for some festival that was coming up. Eventually, Mr. Trem was called up to the front desk and then another officer was free to take you and Starfire.

“Good evening, how may we help you today?” The Risian officer smiled at you as the two of you walked up.

“Some of our friends called saying they were arrested?” Starfire explained.

“Names?” The officer asked before she prepared her station to look up the names.

“Erza Scarlet, Mirajane Strauss, Ahsoka Tano, Katara, Gaige, Gogo or Ethel Tomago, Xian Pu/Shampoo, Alex Casoy, Fubuki, Laura Kinney and Pixel,” you listed off based who had sent you messages and tried to call.

“Friend Gogo’s real name is Ethel?” Starfire asked in surprise.

“Okay, I have all their files,” the officer said as she pulled them up. “For most of them, they are going to be released with a warning though Miss Blizzard will have to work at a holonovel store for community service and Miss the ‘Mechromancer’ will have to repair a bar. Oh and Miss Scarlet and Strauss are both banned from Givitavas Beach for a week.”

“What did they do?” You asked curious. “It usually takes a lot to get banned from anywhere on Risa.”

“Take this!” Erza shouted as she jumped high in the air and glowed. She summoned/Re-quiped blue silvery armor and then punted a poor innocent volleyball at Mirajane’s side of the beach volleyball court. Mirajane transformed into one of her Take Over forms and easily intercepted the volleyball. Bystanders shouted in fear as once again the beach was disturbed by the boom created by Mirajane.

“You’re losing your touch,” Mirajane taunted before she slapped the volleyball back with equal ****.

“The only one losing their touch is you, old hag,” Erza shot back as she swapped her armor again to maneuver. Beachgoers ran as soon a new crater joined the other ten newly formed ones.

“Oh now you’re going to get it, witch!” Mirajane shouted as she served a fresh ball that Sakura tossed at her. She hit the ball with an intensity that surprised even Erza and Erza barely stopped the ball as it hit her chest.

“Dammit that hurt!” Erza complained as she rubbed her chest. When she felt her bare nipples, she looked down in surprise and saw that the volleyball had torn off her bikini top.

“Pulling a Gray huh Erza?” Mirajane laughed as several of the remaining bystanders averted their eyes while others started drooling or taking out cameras.

“Why you—!” Erza growled as she picked up the volleyball and threw it at the laughing Mirajane, destroying the volleyball net in the process.

“Ahh!” Mirajane gasped as she was sent to the ground by the ballistic volleyball. She sat up and rubbed her head. As her head cleared and the sand settled, she happened to look down and saw her tits out. She yelped and covered them with her hands.

“Pulling a Lucy huh Mirajane?” Erza taunted while covering her own breasts. Mirajane growled and bystanders could have sworn they saw her become cloaked in a dark aura.

*Phwwwwwhht* Erza and Mirajane blinked in surprise, realizing that several units of Risian Police officers and lifeguards had arrived.

“Had they been on Hatibi Beach 25 meters to the north, they wouldn’t have been brought in. Givitavas Beach takes its non-topless status very seriously,” the officer explained as you stared at her with an unimpressed look on your face.

“And what about Laura?” You ask since the explanation didn’t mention her.

“When officers discovered that she was part of Miss Scarlet and Strauss’s group they checked her for weapons and found her bladed implants in her hands and feet. As you know, weapons aren’t allowed on Risa,” the officer reminded. “They brought her in though once it was found that they are a natural part of her biology, an exception was made. She was only held due to failure to register her claws.”

“Other than that, Miss Tomago, Casoy, and Pu were performing biking stunts in Stinut Quarter without a license. Miss Tano, Katara of the Water Tribe, and Gaige the ‘Mechromancer’ (interesting names) got in a bar brawl with a group of Klingons, StarFleet, and Nausicans. Oh and little Pixel is waiting for you to pick her up, she was found wandering Bucalon Street eating random sweets from the stalls and pulling some destructive pranks,” the officer listed off.

Starfire sighed, “She was supposed to stay home, she must’ve gotten bored.”

You then frown as a thought crossed your mind. “Why did they call me to pick them up? Is there some kind of bail or something? They are, except for Pixel, adults.”

“As you are their captain, and guardian in the case of Pixel, their actions reflect on you,” the officer explained, giving you a look that you didn’t like. “And due to the relatively minor damages, they are being turned over to you. You just need to sign these forms and make sure the ones with community service arrive on time.” She handed you a form for each of them which you quickly gave your print for. You remember that most places in Star Trek use biometrics to ‘sign’ forms and such.

“Officer Chen will take you around to the cells,” the officer nodded and a human female walked over.

“Come this way please,” she said and it was a few short minutes of walking around the chaotic police station when you started hearing some kind of rattling noise and maybe a harmonica. You saw a small crowd of police officers and some of the occupants of the cells looking in the same direction and whispering to each other. “Excuse us, coming through.”

The crowd eventually parted and you saw the source of the sound. Little Pixel had a little tin mug in her hand and she was running it around the energy barrier keeping her in the cell. She also had a harmonica floating to her lips and she was playing it somehow. You could hear the people around wondering how she was making the rattling sounds with the tin mug since she wasn’t hitting any bars, only the barrier. This muttering was cut off when Pixel opened her eyes and spotted you.

“Kirlia Kir!” Pixel shouted as she Teleported into your arms. The police officers jumped in surprise when Pixel disappeared from the cell.

“How did she…?” One of the officers started to ask when you started. “The cells are shielded.”

“It's a skill her species learns,” you explain as Pixel started explaining how much she missed you and how her day went. “Why was she in a cell anyways?”

“She insisted that she wanted to stay with her Aunties,” one of the prisoners explained and pointed at the cell. You looked over and finally noticed Ahsoka, Gaige, Katara, and the others inside. They all waved at you.

“I still cannot understand how you all can understand Pixel,” Erza said in confusion. Officer Chen who was deactivating the energy barrier keeping your harem girls inside the cell, responded.

“Her language is in the universal translator, you should get yours updated,” Officer Chen suggested as she waved the arrested members of your harem out.

“We have universal translators?” Asked Gogo rhetorically. As the police dispersed, you frowned at your harem girls.

“I think we are going to have a small talk,” you say as Pixel mimicked your expression and crossed her arms. You look at Pixel. “That includes you.” Pixel gasped at you.

“Ha! Looks like someone’s in trouble!” A familiar voice laughed, you looked over and saw Mariner in a cell all banged up with a bunch of other StarFleet ensigns.

“Bar fight?”

“Bar fight!” Mariner confirmed with a bit of a drunken slurring.

“Call me up tomorrow and I’ll show you a real bar crawl,” you promised her before returning to your harem girls. “Let’s go to the villa y’all, it's getting late.”