Yes and you confess everything

Your brother’s in the back room. You close the door behind you. You hand him his phone.

“Hey. I gotta tell you something. So you know how you accidentally flash that pic of your wife in a bikini. Well I wanted to see it again, so I stole your phone. Then I looked at that pic and then I found your hidden honeymoon pics. I sent them to my phone. Your wife found my phone. She thinks you’re alone masturbating and accidentally texted the pics. She’s looking for you, so if you could be a good little bro, pull down your pants and start jerking off.”

Your brother can’t process the information.

The door starts to open.

I say loudly, “Pull up your pants! Don’t do that with your family around.”

His wife walks in. She sees him holding his phone. She looks at me, “I agree with what he said, and also you need to delete those pictures. Now.”

She leaves and closes the door.

“What the fuck just happened?” Your brother says.

“You just got caught jerking off to pictures of your sexy wife and her big fat tits.”

“Don’t talk about my wife’s tits!”

“Let me see the rest of the pictures before you delete them. Is she topless in any of them?”

“Bro, you have a problem! She’s my wife! I’m not showing her pictures of her boobs! And I’m pissed at you! I’ve barely had those pics and now I have to delete them! I imagined looking at them for the rest of my wife. A memory of how sexy my wife was at 22. You ruined that!”

“Show me her tits!”

“No, you weirdo!”

“Show me the topless pics right now. Or I will vow to see and touch your wife’s bare tits before we cut the turkey tomorrow.”