Yes, and he makes new laws

I am an Ideas man and do not know how to write a story, so if you decide to add on, make it so John makes all women have to greet him by flashing their tits, and if they are an A cup or smaller, they must either be a lesbian tomboy, or dress only in thigh-high socks. and if they are a 32C, they have to be pleasured every second, by themselves, or else they loose the ability to control their bladder.