Who knows, definitely not you.

Rushing over to the phone, I grab it. Not sure if I more am anticipating the upgrades or dreading them.

But neither are given.

App updating, please come back later. Please note that there is no change to hearts or progress during this downtime.

What? Jane did something then locked me out of my own phone?

The question over what she did – thinking back to the changes she picked in the past when happy with me – and then how upset she was with me. What the hell could she have picked. And why the hell won’t the app tell me what’s going on?

After staring at the phone for a good 15-20 minutes with no change, my desire for coffee finally kicked in as I slowly left the room and pushed toward the kitchen.

Overall, the rest of my Sunday went by in a relative flash. My mind locked to what could have happened on in the app – that next thing I know my alarm is going off for class Monday morning.

However, even though I check the app before leaving the bed, it’s the same message - app under maintenance. Classes – same thing. Dinner – same thing.

It isn’t until late at night that it finally returns to working.

Welcome to Patch 1.0.0.2.45 to the Changing You app. We apologize for the extended outage, but after multiple comments and bugs we knew we needed to pull it down as we address the changes. Just like you are improving yourself, we are striving behind the scenes to improve our service as well. Please accept these bonus hearts to help make things right.

Bonus: +10 hearts

Current balance: 35 hearts

It didn’t seem that bad, but before I can look at what Jane did yesterday, something catching my eye – it’d already 11:59pm…. And I have 35 hearts left to spend.

Without thinking, I dump them all into the first expensive item I see and manage to hit accept before my clock ticks over to midnight. Random has to be better than AI, right?

Catching my breath from my closest to a near **** experience I’ve had in my life, I look down to what not only Jane, but also I add to my life.