Nope, it ends with a lecture.

Sunday morning. I wake up, not to my alarm like on weekdays, or after a full nights sleep…. But rather to something different.

I wake to something that I have never heard – the screams of my favorite app Dev.

“What the fuck Harper!”

“Ahhhhhh, tooooo early. Go away.”

“No, fuck you. You need to explain.”

My eyes finally open to see Jane, sitting on my desk, and not looking happy at all.

“Explain what, I’m tired and sleeping.”

“Last night. That guy – why didn’t you fuck him. He wanted it, you wanted it. We wanted it for you. Why did you leave?”

“Why did I leave? I told the guy to spank my ass and he didn’t do anything. What the fuck you expect of me. This ain’t my fault. I wanted him, but he didn’t want me.” Even in my sleep-induced fogginess truth of last night was still coming out.

“This isn’t what we need from you. You were doing so well. But then last night…”

“Last night – you think I wanted to go home horny.”

Jane just looked at me. Her eyes not quite mad, but definitely not happy. “Fine, if you think that was the issue…” she started as she jumped off my desk and wiggled her ass moving towards my closet. “Then this will fix it going forward.”

I watch as she grabs my phone, taps it a few times, then vanishes – leaving my phone to fall down to the ground.

That can’t be good…. What the hell did a pissed off sex-demon just do… and with my phone I know it’s something on my app, and something to affect me.